Norwegian Escape Cruise from New York. Our review

Our Norwegian Escape Cruise from New York took us to Bermuda, Great Stirrup Cay and Port Canaveral. Here’s our review of the food, entertainment, port and what we paid.

At a glance

📍 Starting point: New York City
🚢 Cruise ship: Norwegian Escape
🌴 Destinations: Port Canaveral, Great Stirrup Cay & Bermuda
🗽 Extra stay: New York City
❤️ Best for: Couples, first-time cruisers, entertainment, sightseeing & anyone who considers cocktails an important part of an 🌙 Cruise length: 9 nights
💰 Cruise cost: £800 per person, including the drinks package
💳 Gratuities: Not included in the price. We asked for the gratuities to be removed on our final night, and our request was granted.
✈️ Flights: We used Mike’s staff travel for our flights. 📅 Our sailing: August 2025

Norwegian Escape Cruise Ship

From Manchester to Manhattan… and a Date with the Norwegian Escape

Every great holiday starts at an airport, usually with someone frantically checking they’ve packed their passport at least six times. Fortunately, our journey began smoothly as we flew from Manchester to Heathrow with British Airways.

It was only a short flight, but BA somehow still managed to squeeze in a meal and a couple of glasses of champagne. I don’t know if it’s just me, but being handed champagne before you’ve even left the UK makes any trip feel instantly more glamorous.

As we arrived into Terminal 5, we headed to our overnight stay at the Holiday Inn located at Terminal 4. Thankfully, Heathrow’s tube connection meant it was only a quick hop away. Before we knew it, we were tucked up in bed ready for our early flight to New York the following morning.

The next day started in the British Airways Executive Lounge, which is basically a socially acceptable place to begin drinking before breakfast. We enjoyed a few drinks and a bite to eat before heading to our flight. To make things even better, we had been fortunate enough to secure First Class seats. There is something wonderfully satisfying about turning left when boarding a plane. The extra space, attentive service and endless food and drinks made the flight fly by.

After landing at JFK, we had pre-booked transfers to take us to the Aura Hotel Times Square. The hotel is in a fantastic location right in the heart of the action. At around £140 for the night, we thought it was excellent value considering you’re staying in central Manhattan, where you can sometimes pay the price of a small car just to spend a night indoors. The rooms were clean, spacious, and comfortable, and check-in was quick and easy thanks to the friendly staff.

The following morning, after breakfast, we jumped into an Uber and headed to the cruise terminal to board the Norwegian Escape. We had booked the cruise through Cruise118 for a bargain £800 per person, including a drinks package and an inside cabin. In cruise terms, this felt like we’d found the equivalent of hidden treasure.

We arrived at the port at around 9am for our allocated embarkation time and dropped off our suitcases. Despite having a designated boarding slot, there was still a queue. Anyone who cruises regularly knows that “boarding time” really means “time to join a very organised queue.”

Passengers were given numbers and called on board in groups, with loyalty members and luxury suite guests being invited on first. We watched them glide effortlessly through while the rest of us waited patiently, reminding ourselves we’d spent considerably less money.

Once aboard, we were directed to our muster station according to our cabin number. Having cruised before, we knew the golden rule: never put anything you need immediately into your main suitcase. Luggage can take hours to arrive at your cabin, so we’d packed swimwear, toiletries and evening clothes in a small carry-on bag.

Lively pool on Norwegian Escape

With military precision, we changed into our swimwear and headed straight for the pool deck. Within minutes we had cocktails in hand and food on our plates. This is what cruise holidays are all about.

Pool on Norwegian Escape

The pool area was particularly impressive. Unlike some ships that seem to think a swimming pool should be roughly the size of a bathtub, the Norwegian Escape offered a much larger space. There was a traditional rectangular pool for swimming, but the best feature was the seating and tables built into the shallow edges. On a hot day, sitting in the water with a cold cocktail felt pretty close to perfection.

As the ship finally set sail, passengers lined the decks to watch New York disappear into the distance. Sailing down the Hudson River was one of those memorable moments that reminds you why you travel. Seeing the Manhattan skyline, the famous landmarks and the bustling waterfront from every angle was absolutely spectacular.

Our itinerary then included two days at sea. there was always something happening, from activities during the day to entertainment every evening. Of course, if all that sounded too energetic, there was always the option of finding a sun lounger and doing absolutely nothing.

Food on Norwegian Escape

You certainly won’t go hungry on Norwegian Escape. In fact, the bigger problem is working out how you’re supposed to fit breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks and “I’ve only come in for one little thing” into the same day.

Norwegian operates Freestyle Dining, which we really like. There are no fixed dining times or assigned tables, so you can pretty much eat when it suits you – ideal when you’re on holiday and don’t particularly want someone telling you that dinner is at 6pm.

Garden Café is the main buffet and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. There was always plenty of choice and it was particularly handy on port days when we wanted something quick rather than a long sit-down meal.

Manhattan Dinning Room
Manhattan Dinning Room

For something a little more civilised, Taste, Savor and The Manhattan Room are the main complimentary restaurants. We enjoyed being able to have a proper sit-down meal without paying anything extra – although obviously “nothing extra” is a dangerous phrase on a cruise ship when there’s a cocktail menu sitting next to you.

O’Sheehan’s Neighborhood Bar & Grill was another favourite for casual food. Think burgers, wings, fish and chips and general comfort food. It’s also extremely useful later in the evening when several cocktails have suddenly convinced you that you haven’t eaten for at least three weeks.

O'Sheehan's bar on Norwegian Escaper

There are also speciality restaurants if you fancy a change, including Cagney’s Steakhouse and a good selection of other options. These cost extra unless they’re included in your dining package.

We enjoyed the Teppanyaki the best food was amazing, show cooking was brilliant and the humour of the chef made the dinning experience one to remember.

Overall, we thought there was a really good choice of food and enough different restaurants that we didn’t feel as though we were eating in the same place every night.

Entertainment

Entertainment – This Is Where Norwegian Escape Comes Alive

We really enjoyed the entertainment on Norwegian Escape.

The Choir of Man is definitely worth booking. It’s basically an English pub, a group of very talented men, brilliant voices, dancing, live music and plenty of humour rolled into one show. Even if you’re not normally a “cruise show” person, give this one a try.

Choir of Men on Norwegian Escape

There is live music around the ship, comedy, piano music, deck parties and different bars and lounges to wander between. Mixx Bar, for example, combines cocktails with live piano, while Spice H2O changes from an adults-only daytime area into a place for drinks, music and dancing at night.

And Then There’s the Late Bar…

If you’re anything like us and don’t consider 10.30pm an acceptable time to go to bed on holiday, Norwegian Escape does have somewhere to carry on.

Me dancing badly on Norwegian Escaper
Late night bar dancing like your drunken mother at a wedding

Skyline Bar, on Deck 7 by the casino, is one of the late-night spots and somewhere we’d definitely recommend trying. Recent Escape passengers also describe it as a popular late-night venue, with music, dancing and the party sometimes continuing into the early hours.

This is where the sensible plan of: “We’ll just have one drink before bed.” can quite easily become: “Why is it 2am and why am I dancing?”

The cocktails on Norwegian Escape were really good too, which doesn’t exactly help matters.

Cocktails at the Mojito bar  on Norwegian Escape
Sugarcane Mojito Bar

There are plenty of places to work your way through the cocktail menu. The Sugarcane Mojito Bar is an obvious one for mojito lovers, while The District Brew House isn’t just about beer – it also serves speciality cocktails and has live music.

Our advice would be to try a few different bars rather than finding one and staying there every night. Start somewhere quieter for a decent cocktail, find some live music, watch a show and then head towards wherever the late-night crowd has gathered.

Just remember that cruise-ship cocktails have a remarkable ability to taste like fruit juice right up until you stand up.

And if you’ve got the drinks package, apparently the words “Well, it’s included” make ordering another one completely acceptable.

At least that’s what we told ourselves.

Port Canaveral, Dolphins and the Legendary “Shit show crew”

One of the unexpected highlights of the cruise was meeting a group of Americans who proudly called themselves “Shit Show Crew”. Before your imagination runs wild, they were actually one of the friendliest groups of people we’d ever met. They meet up once a year on a cruise and, judging by the amount of laughter that followed them around the ship, they’ve clearly perfected the art of holidaying.

The group included people of all ages and backgrounds, but they all shared the same mission: have an amazing time and leave with even better stories than they arrived with. Whether we bumped into them at a bar, a restaurant or wandering around the deck looking for the next cocktail, there was always plenty of banter. By the end of the cruise, we were convinced that one day we’d have to join them again for another adventure. Although we’d probably need to start training our livers several months in advance.

Our first port of call was Port Canaveral, Florida, one of the busiest cruise ports in the world and the gateway to all things space-related. Massive cruise ships, endless sunshine and the occasional rocket launch make this a pretty unique destination. Many passengers headed straight for the famous Kennedy Space Center, eager to see rockets, space shuttles and enough NASA merchandise to bankrupt a small nation.

Now, Mike had visited Kennedy Space Center several times before, and while space exploration is undoubtedly fascinating, Debbie had a very strong counterargument:

“It’s 28 degrees, there’s sunshine, and there are beaches nearby.”

Case closed.

Instead, we headed to Cocoa Beach, and honestly, it was difficult to imagine a better way to spend the morning. The beach stretches for miles, with soft sand, rolling waves and plenty of people attempting to look cool on surfboards. We took a leisurely stroll along the shoreline, enjoyed the sea air and generally embraced the fact that we were on holiday and had absolutely nowhere important to be.

One thing that struck us about Cocoa Beach was its laid-back atmosphere. Unlike some resorts where everyone seems determined to break a personal best in relaxing, everything here felt wonderfully easy-going. It was exactly what we wanted after the excitement of embarkation day.

In the afternoon, we joined a dolphin tour on the Banana River, and this turned out to be one of the highlights of the entire day. As we cruised along the calm waters, our guide pointed out some of the spectacular waterfront homes lining the riverbanks. Calling them “houses” almost feels unfair. Some were so large they looked like small luxury hotels that just happened to have private docks and yachts parked outside.

Naturally, we all spent part of the tour playing the game:

“What would we buy first if we won the lottery?”

The answer was usually one of those homes.

Real life Barbie house at Cocoa Beach
House known as Barbie house

Thankfully, the real stars of the show soon appeared. Before long, dolphins began surfacing around the boat, much to everyone’s delight. There’s something magical about seeing them in their natural habitat, effortlessly gliding through the water while tourists scramble for their phones and cameras. We were lucky enough to see several dolphins during the trip, and they seemed completely unfazed by the excitement they were causing.

As the Florida sunshine reflected off the water and dolphins appeared alongside the boat, it felt like one of those perfect holiday moments that you wish you could bottle and bring home.

Meanwhile, thousands of people were probably standing in queues looking at rockets.

Don’t get me wrong, we’d love to visit Kennedy Space Center one day. It’s an incredible place that’s inspired generations of astronauts, engineers and dreamers alike. But on this particular day, with blue skies, warm temperatures, dolphins swimming nearby and a gentle breeze coming off the water, we had absolutely no regrets.

Kennedy Space Center can wait.

The dolphins were expecting us.

Great Stirrup Cay: Paradis, Cocktails and My DJ Dubut

The following day we arrived at Great Stirrup Cay, Norwegian Cruise Line’s private island in the Bahamas. We docked at around 7am and judging by the speed some people were moving, you’d think there was a sale on free gold bars ashore. The excitement was contagious as passengers eagerly made their way off the ship to experience their own slice of Bahamian paradise.

Closer view of Norwegian Escape ship from Stirrup Cay

And what a paradise it was.

If someone asked you to close your eyes and picture a tropical island in the Bahamas, Great Stirrup Cay is probably exactly what you’d imagine. Crystal-clear turquoise water, powder-soft white sand, swaying palm trees and sunshine that makes you wonder why you own so many coats back home. It looked like a postcard had come to life.

One of the best things about the island was that our food and drinks package worked ashore too. This was excellent news because nobody wants to be doing holiday maths every time they fancy a cocktail. Knowing everything was included meant we could fully embrace island life. After all, it would have been rude not to sample a few cocktails for quality control purposes.

The sea was absolutely gorgeous. The water was bath-warm, clear enough to see your feet and shallow enough for a leisurely paddle. We spent plenty of time cooling off in the sea and enjoying the stunning surroundings.

The only downside was the battle for sunbeds.

It quickly became apparent that there were far fewer sunbeds than there were passengers. Some people seemed to possess Olympic-level skills when it came to securing the perfect spot. We suspect a few were already waiting with beach towels before sunrise. Finding a premium location wasn’t easy, and finding a sunbed at all could be a challenge.

Fortunately, this didn’t bother us too much. We are seasoned travellers and know that sometimes the best memories happen when your day doesn’t revolve around guarding a sunbed like it’s crown jewels. There were plenty of places to sit, eat, drink and soak up the atmosphere.

One of the liveliest spots on the island was the Bacardi Bar, where a DJ kept the party atmosphere going throughout the day. Music drifted across the beach while passengers danced, sang and generally forgot what day of the week it was. There were also games and activities taking place all day, which made the island feel more like a giant beach party than simply a place to sunbathe.

For those wanting to live their best celebrity lifestyle, there were private villas available to hire. These looked fantastic and offered a little extra luxury and exclusivity. However, since we travel quite frequently and had booked this holiday on something resembling a sensible budget, we decided to admire them from afar while clutching our included cocktails. Besides, watching other people spend money is completely free.

Rentable villa's on Stirrup Cay

One thing the island could benefit from is a swimming pool. The beach and sea are beautiful, but a large pool area would provide a nice alternative for those who prefer lounging poolside. That said, with water that warm and clear, it’s difficult to complain too loudly.

We had an absolutely fantastic day and threw ourselves into the island atmosphere. We joined in with the games, enjoyed the entertainment and spent most of the day laughing.

The highlight, however, was undoubtedly when I Debbie somehow found myself behind the DJ booth.

Now, whether the island’s regular DJ was brave, distracted or simply looking for a tea break remains unclear. What we do know is that I was suddenly given access to the controls and embraced her new music career with surprising enthusiasm.

For a few glorious moments, Great Stirrup Cay had its very own Yorkshire guest DJ.

No international music contracts have been offered just yet, and the Ministry of Sound hasn’t called. However, for one afternoon in the Bahamas, I was living my best life, entertaining holidaymakers while surrounded by palm trees, turquoise seas and a cocktail in hand.

To be honest, that’s probably what paradise is all about. 🍹🏝️🎶😎

Bermuda: Rum Swizzlers, Pink Sand Expectations and Adventures

After our wonderful day in the Bahamas, the next day was a sea day. By this point we’d settled into a very demanding routine of eating, drinking, being entertained, eating again, attending a show, squeezing in another cocktail and then somehow finding room for dinner. Cruising is hard work, but somebody has to do it.

The following day we arrived at Royal Naval Dockyard, Bermuda, docking at around 2pm. One of the things that makes Bermuda different from many cruise destinations is that ships often stay overnight, giving visitors chance to experience the island after dark. Usually, you’re constantly aware that the ship will sail away without you if you’re not back in time. In Bermuda, for once, we could relax and enjoy the evening without repeatedly checking our watches.

View of Royal Navy Dock from the Norwegian Escape Ship

The Royal Naval Dockyard itself has plenty to see, with shops, restaurants and bars set among historic limestone buildings dating back to Britain’s naval presence on the island. As we wandered around, it quickly became clear why Bermuda is such a popular destination. The island has a distinctly British feel, but with palm trees, crystal-clear waters and temperatures considerably warmer than UK.

We spent the evening enjoying a few drinks in some of the local bars and soaking up the atmosphere. We didn’t venture too far, however. Although Bermuda has an excellent ferry network, some services stop running relatively early in the evening, and neither of us fancied testing our navigation skills in the dark.

The next morning we were up bright and early and ready to explore Bermuda properly. Our first stop was the Tourist Information Centre, where we purchased a transport pass covering the island’s ferries and buses. This turned out to be one of the best decisions of the trip. The public transport system is easy to use and provides some stunning coastal views along the way.

One place we’d read about before arriving was the legendary Swizzle Inn, proudly known as the oldest pub in Bermuda and home of the famous Rum Swizzle. Their slogan is famously “Swizzle Inn, Swagger Out”, which should probably be considered both an invitation and a warning.

The bus journey there was an attraction in itself. As we travelled along the coastline, we passed colourful houses, turquoise coves and picture-perfect scenery around almost every corner. Bermuda isn’t a large island, but what it lacks in size it makes up for in beauty.

By the time we arrived at the Swizzle Inn, it was already starting to fill up. The building is packed with character, covered in decades of signatures, memorabilia and stories from visitors around the world. Naturally, we ordered a Rum Swizzle. It would have been practically illegal not to.

The drink itself was delicious. Refreshing, fruity and deceptively easy to drink. In fact, it was the sort of drink that tricks you into ordering a second before you’ve fully evaluated the consequences of the first.

As luck would have it, we’d also read about Bermuda’s famous ice cream shop, and somehow, through an extraordinary coincidence that definitely wasn’t planned, it happened to be directly opposite the Swizzle Inn.

Purely for research purposes, of course, we crossed the road.

The ice cream did not disappoint. The selection of flavours was incredible, and the quality was exceptional. It was exactly what we needed after sampling Bermuda’s most famous cocktail. We are nothing if not committed to achieving a balanced diet.

From there we continued exploring the island, including a visit to the famous Horseshoe Bay. This is probably Bermuda’s most photographed beach, renowned for its pink sand and spectacular scenery. The beach itself was absolutely beautiful, with crystal-clear water and dramatic rock formations.

However, we must confess we were slightly disappointed by the colour of the sand.

After seeing countless photographs online, we’d been expecting something resembling bubblegum pink, Barbie pink or perhaps even flamingo pink. In reality, the sand had a much more subtle rosy hue. Beautiful? Absolutely. Bright pink? Not quite. We suspect the photographers may have been a little enthusiastic with their camera filters.

We continued our adventure around the island, visiting various locations before heading to Hamilton, Bermuda’s colourful capital. The waterfront, pastel-coloured buildings and relaxed atmosphere made it a lovely place to spend a few hours. Everywhere felt clean, friendly and incredibly scenic.

Eventually it was time to catch the ferry back towards the Dockyard. The ferry ride itself offered fantastic views and was a wonderful way to finish our day exploring.

Before heading back onboard, we stopped for a drink aboard the pirate ship moored in the Dockyard. After a day of buses, ferries, beaches, rum and ice cream, it seemed entirely appropriate to end our Bermuda adventure.

As we sat there with our drinks reflecting on the day, it struck us just how much we’d managed to pack into our visit. Bermuda had exceeded our expectations with its stunning scenery, friendly atmosphere and easy-going charm.

The only disappointment was that we eventually had to leave and unlike the Rum Swizzles, there was no option for a refill. 

New York

And just like that, the cruise was over and we were back in New York.

Thankfully, we weren’t heading straight to the airport. We’d planned another day and night in the city, which gave us plenty of time to squeeze in a few more of the famous sights.

By this point we’d spent days eating, drinking and relaxing on a cruise ship, so naturally we thought the best way to recover was to walk approximately half of Manhattan.

Brooklyn Bridge

First on the sightseeing list was the iconic Brooklyn Bridge.

Walking across the bridge is one of those things that has to be done at least once when visiting New York. The views across the East River towards the Manhattan skyline are fantastic, and there are plenty of opportunities for photos. Of course, you’re not the only person who’s had this idea.

It’s busy, there are people stopping suddenly for photographs, people trying to get the perfect Instagram shot and tourists wandering around looking in every direction except the one they’re walking in.

Basically, allow plenty of time and bring some patience!. But once you stop dodging everyone and actually look around, the views are absolutely worth it.

Times Square – Bright Lights & Complete Chaos

Next up was Times Square, possibly one of the least relaxing places on the planet.

Huge digital billboards, yellow taxis, shops, street performers and thousands of people all competing for your attention at the same time. It’s loud, bright, busy and completely over the top — which is exactly why you have to see it.

During the daytime it’s impressive, but when it gets darker and all the signs light up, it’s on another level. You can stand there doing absolutely nothing and still feel like you’re in the middle of a film set.

Just be prepared to suddenly find yourself standing next to Spider-Man, Mickey Mouse or Elmo, who may appear very friendly until you realise a photograph isn’t necessarily free!

The Empire State Building

You can’t really talk about New York sightseeing without mentioning the Empire State Building.

It’s one of those buildings you’ve seen hundreds of times in films and photographs, but there’s something different about actually standing underneath it and looking up.

If you have time, you can head up to the observation decks for panoramic views across Manhattan. On a clear day, the views are incredible and really give you an idea of just how enormous New York is.

It’s also a great opportunity to point at random buildings and confidently announce, “I think that’s Central Park,” whether you’re completely sure or not.

World Trade Center & Ground Zero

From there, we visited the World Trade Center area and Ground Zero.

This part of New York has a completely different atmosphere. The 9/11 Memorial stands where the original Twin Towers once stood, with two enormous reflecting pools surrounded by the names of those who lost their lives.

After the noise and chaos of Times Square, the atmosphere here is noticeably quieter and more reflective. No matter how many times you’ve seen the events of September 11th on television, standing in the place where it actually happened is incredibly moving.

Nearby, One World Trade Center rises above the area and is now one of the most recognisable buildings on the Manhattan skyline. The contrast between the memorial and the modern buildings surrounding it makes this an especially memorable part of a visit to New York.

Another Boat Trip… Obviously!

You would think that after spending more than a week on a cruise ship we’d have been desperate to stay on dry land. Apparently not.

We decided to finish our New York sightseeing with another boat trip, this time along the Hudson River and out towards the Statue of Liberty. And I’m glad we did.

Seeing the Manhattan skyline from the water gives you a completely different perspective of the city. As you move away from Manhattan, the skyscrapers gradually form that famous skyline you’ve seen in countless films and photographs.

Then there’s Lady Liberty herself. The Statue of Liberty is impressive from land, but seeing her from the water is something special. The boat gives you some brilliant photo opportunities, particularly when you can capture the statue with Manhattan in the background.

It was one of those moments when you put the phone down for a minute and just take it all in. Well… after taking approximately 47 photographs from slightly different angles, obviously.

Goodbye New York ❤️

🚢 Top Tips for Your Cruise

🗽 Add extra time in New York: If you can, stay at least one night before or after your cruise. There’s far too much to see to use New York simply as a place to board the ship, and arriving early also protects you from flight delays.

🚢 Explore the ship early: Norwegian Escape is huge! Have a wander when you first board and find the restaurants, bars, pools and entertainment venues. It’s much easier before you’ve sampled half the cocktail menu.

📱 Check what’s on each day: There’s loads of entertainment, particularly on sea days. Check the app or daily programme so you don’t discover the following morning that you missed something you would have loved.

🍹 Check your drinks package: Know what’s included and make the most of it. We particularly enjoyed the later bars with music — although “just one more” can very easily turn into several more!

🍽️ Don’t live at the buffet: The buffet is convenient, but try some of the other dining options too. Cruising is basically the only holiday where breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and late-night food all seem perfectly reasonable.

👙 Pack essentials in your hand luggage: Keep swimwear, sun cream, medication and anything you’ll need immediately with you, as your suitcase may take a while to reach your cabin.

☀️ Pack for different weather: This itinerary can take you from cooler New York to much warmer Bermuda and the Bahamas, so layers, swimwear, comfortable shoes, sun cream and a light waterproof are useful.

💰 Don’t book an excursion at every port: Some places are easy to explore independently. Save your excursion money for experiences that are difficult to organise yourself.

⏰ Check the all-aboard time: Always double-check when you need to be back on the ship. Watching Norwegian Escape sail into the distance without you is definitely not the holiday memory you want.


🌎 Top Things to Do

DestinationDon’t Miss
🗽 New YorkWalk Brooklyn Bridge, experience Times Square, see the Empire State Building, visit the 9/11 Memorial & World Trade Center, explore Central Park and take a boat trip to see the Statue of Liberty.
🚀 Port CanaveralVisit Kennedy Space Center, relax at Cocoa Beach or take a Florida airboat and wildlife trip.
🏝️ Great Stirrup CayEnjoy a proper Caribbean beach day, swim in the clear water, snorkel, try watersports or simply find a sunbed and a cocktail. Sometimes doing very little is exactly the point!
🇧🇲 BermudaVisit beautiful Horseshoe Bay, explore the Royal Naval Dockyard, see Bermuda’s colourful houses, visit Hamilton or take a catamaran/snorkelling trip. Visit Swizzle Inn and Bailey’s Icecream Parlour
🚢 Norwegian EscapeEnjoy the pools and sun decks, , walk along The Waterfront, watch the shows, listen to live music, join the quizzes and make the most of the bars and restaurants.
🌊 Sea DaysEat. Drink. Pool. Entertainment. Repeat. Possibly until the following morning in some cases! 🍹😂

⭐ Our Don’t-Miss Experiences

For sightseeing: New York 🗽 | For something different: Kennedy Space Center 🚀 | For beaches: Bermuda & Great Stirrup Cay 🏝️ | For relaxing: Sea days ☀️ | For nightlife: Norwegian Escape 🍹

Our biggest tip? Don’t try to do absolutely everything. Cruises are supposed to be holidays, not endurance events. If you come home needing a week off to recover, you may have slightly overdone the sightseeing!

Zanzibar Travel guide – Everything You Need To Know

At a glance

📍 Location: Zanzibar, Tanzania
⏰ We stayed: 12 nights
💷 Budget: Luxury All Inclusive
⭐ Overall rating: 9/10
❤️ Best for: Couples, beaches and snorkelling

Zanzibar via Nairobi – Business Class, Wrong Hotels, Turtle Attacks & Paradise Beaches

Our adventure to Zanzibar started with a flight from London Heathrow to Nairobi with British Airways. Luckily for us, we somehow found ourselves sitting in Business Class, which is always a dangerous thing because once you have experienced lying flat with a glass in your hand it is very difficult to convince yourself that economy is “absolutely fine” ever again.

We have visited Nairobi twice now and both times the security queues have been long. After a flight, when all you want is your bed and a shower, it can feel a little frustrating — but it is there for everyone’s safety, so patience and a smile are required (even if the smile is slightly forced after hours of travelling).

A Quick Safari Stop in Nairobi

While in Nairobi we managed to squeeze in a short safari, and there really is nothing like seeing these incredible animals roaming freely in the wild. No matter how many wildlife programmes you watch, nothing compares to actually being there.

Nairobi Safari

We also visited an elephant orphanage in Nairobi, where it was clear the animals were incredibly well loved and cared for. The biggest surprise, though, was an orphaned rhino and an orphaned zebra who were absolutely inseparable. Proof that the best friendships come in all shapes, sizes… and species!

We stayed at The Boma Hotel, which is a lovely hotel close to the airport. However, here is our first travel lesson of the trip — there are TWO Boma hotels.

Yes… we went to the wrong one.

We confidently walked into the 5-star Boma where we had stayed before, only to be told our booking was actually at the other Boma. As it was late, we were tired and the thought of moving again was not appealing, we paid another £60 and stayed where we were.

Travel mistake number one — always check you have booked the right hotel!

Nairobi Airport Lounge – The Holiday Starts Here

Before our flight from Nairobi to Zanzibar, we booked into The Pride Lounge, which is the Kenya Airways lounge.

At around $40 per person for up to 4 hours, we thought it was worth it. The lounge overlooks the runway, the food selection was good, staff were lovely and there were even showers and sleeping areas.

For me, Debbie, a few glasses of prosecco and some nice food definitely felt like the correct way to prepare myself for the next stage of our adventure. It would have been rude not to.

Arrival in Zanzibar… Where Is Our Driver?

When we arrived in Zanzibar we expected to see our driver standing there holding our name.

Unfortunately, there was no driver.

There we were watching everyone else disappear while we were still looking around hopefully. Eventually we managed to contact him and he appeared from somewhere.

We had booked through Booking.com transfers, but after a few issues during different trips we probably won’t use them again. Sometimes saving hassle is worth more than saving a few pounds.

Stone Town

Staying at Mizingani Seafront Hotel

Eventually we arrived at the beautiful Mizingani Seafront Hotel in Stone Town. We had booked the Presidential Suite for 3 nights, costing around £300.

The hotel is full of character and history, with traditional Zanzibar style and gorgeous views over the sea. Our room felt very grand.

The porter carried our bags upstairs and we were very grateful because we were three floors up with no lift. Definitely not the time to pretend you packed light.

Exploring Stone Town

Although we booked 3 nights in Stone Town, we personally think 2 days is enough. You can explore most of it within a few hours, but it is fascinating walking through the narrow winding streets. Visiting the market is very interesting and worth a visit.

Women are advised to cover shoulders and knees due to the culture, although we did see plenty of tourists dressed differently without any problems.

As Zanzibar is mainly Muslim, not everywhere serves alcohol, but you can still find restaurants and bars that do.

One of our favourite places was the Floating Bar. You get there by boat and it is such a quirky place to watch the sunset, have a drink and enjoy the views. There are several floors and even places where you can jump into the sea if you are feeling adventurous.

Stone Town also has a night food market which comes alive with families, tourists, smells, sounds and a brilliant atmosphere.

Our favourite place to eat was Lukmaan, a traditional Swahili restaurant with amazing food at very affordable prices. There are no fancy menus — they show you the dishes, explain what everything is and you choose what you fancy.

Simple, authentic and delicious.

Main dishes £2.30 – £5.70

Fresh Juice around 30-60p ( we had mango it was lovely)

Water or soft drink 60-85p

Prison Island – With No Prisoners!

We visited Prison Island, which confusingly is not actually a prison and never has been used as one.

Only us travellers would visit somewhere called Prison Island for a nice day out.

We didn’t book a tour, we just arranged the boat ourselves which cost around $15 for two people. Once there we paid conservation and entrance fees.

The island is famous for its giant tortoises and they really are giant. Some are over 100 years old and roam freely around the island.

You can tell the island must have been incredible years ago. There is an old hotel and swimming pool which are now abandoned, which is a shame, but it is still definitely worth visiting.

After exploring you can swim in the beautiful turquoise sea or relax on the soft white sand.

Next Stop – Riu Jambo, Nungwi

For our transfer to Riu Jambo we cancelled Booking.com and contacted Unique Zanzibar Tours Tel: +255 716 067 674 directly through WhatsApp.

The journey was around 1.5 hours and cost $45.

As soon as we arrived at Riu Jambo we knew we were going to love it.

We have stayed in several Riu hotels and because we are Riu Class members we were lucky enough to receive a room upgrade with a sea view.

And wow… what a view.

The sea in Zanzibar genuinely looks edited. It is that perfect shade of blue that makes you wonder if someone has turned the colour settings up.

The rooms have an African style mixed with the typical Riu feel. Food and entertainment were both good and, as regular Riu guests know, there are the usual favourites like White Night and Neon Party.

Entertainment Riu Jambo

The entertainment team at Riu Jambo were fantastic and really knew how to get everyone involved.

Now anyone who knows me, Debbie, knows I don’t like to just sit and watch life happening — I like to join in!

During our stay I got involved in several of the activities, including the beach party. What started as me enjoying the music somehow ended with several of the dancers and entertainment team dancing around me while I sat on a chair.

The next minute they picked the whole chair up — with me still on it — and started throwing me up and down in the air!

At that point I wasn’t sure whether to laugh, scream or start checking my travel insurance covered “unexpected flying chair incidents.”

It was absolutely hilarious and one of those completely random holiday moments you never forget.

Age really is just a number.

Never too old for fun. 🌍

Food and Drink

The food at Riu Jambo was also a really good standard with plenty of choice in the main buffet restaurant. There was always something different to try, which is great for people like Mike who likes to make sure he gets his money’s worth from an all-inclusive!

There are also three speciality restaurants — Il Panzotto (Italian), Yunnan (Asian) and Kulinarium, which offers a mixture of different dishes.

The setting for Il Panzotto and Kulinarium really is something special. Both restaurants are located out on the pier overlooking the beautiful crystal-clear Zanzibar sea. Sitting there eating your evening meal while watching the marine life swimming below you is definitely one of those “wow, are we actually here?” moments.

There is also a bar on the pier which opens in the evening, and this quickly became our favourite spot. A drink in hand, the sound of the ocean and watching the sun go down over that incredible turquoise water — it really doesn’t get much better than that.

Although after a few cocktails, I’m not sure whether the sunset looked even more amazing… or my photography skills just became more confident!

The beach is definitely the star of the show. Powder white sand and turquoise water — exactly what you imagine Zanzibar to be.

There are sellers on the beach but they cannot come up to the sun loungers. They may ask if you want something when you walk past but we found them far less pushy than in some other destinations. They are also men doing acrobatics for money but done hassle you.

One thing that really stood out was the staff. Always smiling, friendly and professional.

After travelling to many places around the world, Riu Jambo is definitely in our top 10 hotels.

Excursions

Turtle Caves – When Cute Turtles Attack!

We booked several private tours with Unique Zanzibar Tours, travelling in our own luxury minibus with our own driver.

First stop was Turtle Caves.

Swimming with turtles was amazing. We were given seaweed to feed them and as soon as they spotted it they all came swimming over.

A little intimidating at first!

Mike was feeding them when some seaweed dropped onto his stomach. One turtle obviously decided Mike looked like part of the buffet and grabbed hold of him instead.

Thankfully it didn’t break the skin, but it did leave a bruise.

After seeing Mike nearly become turtle food, I decided my turtle-feeding career was over and kept a safe distance from the seaweed.

Amazing experience though and brilliant for photos.

Dolphin Trip Without Dolphins

Next was our dolphin and snorkelling trip.

Unfortunately, the dolphins didn’t get the appointment reminder and decided not to turn up.

But we still had a fantastic time.

Our guide took us snorkelling and showed us different marine life. As there were only two of us and no life jackets, we held onto a life ring while our guide pulled us along.

Not glamorous, but very effective!

On the way back, our boat guide prepared fresh fruit which he said had been picked that morning.

Lunch was served literally on the beach — chicken, chips, rice and a drink with the most incredible sea view.

Sometimes location beats luxury.

We even got entertainment from local young men doing acrobatics on the beach who were very talented.

Jozani Forest – Where Are The Monkeys?

I wasn’t sure what to expect from Jozani Forest as reviews were mixed.

Our guide walked us through the forest explaining different trees and plants and their uses.

I’ll be honest… after a while I was thinking:

“This is lovely, but where are the monkeys?”

Luckily I didn’t have to wait much longer.

Eventually we reached an area full of monkeys and they were amazing. Many seemed completely relaxed around people, making it easy to take photos and videos.

You don’t need hours here, but we really enjoyed it.

Kuza Caves

Our final stop was Kuza Caves.

Unfortunately, we arrived quite late and once we got down the steps it was already very dark.

Lots of people swim there, but we decided against it as we couldn’t really see where we were stepping.

If visiting, definitely go earlier in the day when there is better light.

We may have missed the swimming but we did manage some drumming and singing with a Swahili band, so all was not lost.

Drive a Jet Car Across the Indian Ocean 🚗🌊

If you fancy doing something a little different, why not swap the roads for the ocean and take a jet car for a spin? We booked this directly from our hotel and paid $115 for 20 minutes, which also included drone footage and photos of the experience.

Did we need to cruise around Zanzibar in a floating sports car pretending we were in a James Bond movie? Absolutely not. Did we do it anyway? Of course we did! 😂

Flying across the beautiful turquoise water with the drone following above was an amazing experience and gave us memories (and videos!) we will keep forever. It is definitely one of those “you only live once” moments and proves you are Never2OldForFun.

Final Thoughts on Excursions

All our trips were booked with Unique Zanzibar Tours and we would definitely recommend them. Every tour was private, our driver was professional, always on time and looked after us all day.

The combined tour cost $170 each, which we thought was excellent value.

If you are visiting Zanzibar, send them a WhatsApp, tell them what you want to do and they will help organise it.

From luxury lounges to missing drivers, wrong hotels, giant tortoises and Mike being attacked by a turtle — Zanzibar gave us memories we will never forget.

And really, isn’t that what travel is all about?

Our Final Thoughts on RIU Jambo & Zanzibar 🌴💙

RIU Jambo really did have everything we love in a holiday. There are various pools around the resort depending on whether you want to relax with a book, cool off after a day exploring, or be right in the middle of the action. Of course, the swim-up bar was a firm favourite — because let’s be honest, a cocktail always tastes better when you don’t even have to leave the pool! 🍹😂

There is also a main entertainment pool where the amazing animation team keep the holiday atmosphere going every day with music, games and activities. Once a week the hotel hosts a fantastic beach party, and I Debbie somehow ended up right in the middle of the action — proving once again you are Never2OldForFun!

However, what really made our holiday wasn’t just the beautiful hotel, the pools, or even the stunning location — it was the incredible staff. From the restaurant teams and bar staff to the entertainment crew, everyone made us feel so welcome. Their smiles, energy and kindness helped make this a holiday we will never forget.

Zanzibar itself has honestly given us one of the most beautiful beaches we have ever visited — soft white sand, warm turquoise sea and those picture-perfect views you dream about when booking a tropical escape.

We are normally travellers who say “the world is too big to visit the same place twice”, but RIU Jambo and Zanzibar might just be the exception to our rule. Some places are just too special not to return to. 🌍💙

Our Zanzibar Tips – Things We Wish We Knew Before Going

After spending time exploring Zanzibar, here are some of our tips that may help if you are planning your own trip.

Take some US dollars
US dollars are widely accepted in Zanzibar, especially for tours, taxis and tips. Smaller notes are useful because trying to pay for a $3 item with a large note can quickly turn into a game of “who has change?”

Check vaccinations and entry requirements before travelling
Before visiting Zanzibar, make sure you check the latest health and entry requirements, including recommended vaccinations and whether you need proof of Yellow Fever vaccination.

This is especially important if you are travelling through another country on your journey. Even if Zanzibar itself does not require certain vaccinations from your home country, the rules may change depending on where you have visited or transited through.

Nobody wants their dream holiday to start with panic at the airport because of a missing certificate — so check before you go and keep any documents somewhere safe.

Don’t overpack the shoes
Zanzibar is very relaxed. Most of the time you will be in sandals, flip flops or beach shoes. I took more shoes than I needed… which Mike would probably say happens on every holiday!

Pack water shoes
Some areas of the beach can have rocks, shells and seaweed depending on the tide. Water shoes make it much easier to walk around and explore without doing the painful “ouch, ouch, ouch” walk back to your sunbed.

Respect the culture
Zanzibar is mainly Muslim, especially around Stone Town and local villages. It is respectful to cover shoulders and knees when walking around these areas. Resorts are much more relaxed, so normal holiday clothing and swimwear around the pool and beach is fine.

Don’t just stay in the hotel
As beautiful as the beaches are, Zanzibar has so much more to offer. Get out and explore — see the monkeys, turtles, islands, caves and local culture. Some of our funniest memories happened away from the sun lounger.

Book tours locally
We found private tours great value and loved having our own driver rather than being on a big coach trip. It also meant we could go at our own pace — which is perfect when one of you wants hundreds of photos. I won’t say who that was… but it wasn’t Mike!

Be prepared for beach sellers
You will meet people selling trips and souvenirs on the beach. We found them friendly and not too pushy. A polite “no thank you” was accepted.

Check the tides
The Zanzibar tides can change the beach completely. One minute you have perfect turquoise water and the next the sea looks like it has disappeared for a little holiday of its own. Luckily at Nungwi the sea is usually much better for swimming than some other areas.

Bring reef-safe sunscreen and aftersun
The sun is very strong, even when there is a breeze. Don’t be fooled by thinking “I don’t feel that hot” — Zanzibar sunshine definitely has other ideas.

Slow down and enjoy island life
Things do not always happen at the same speed you may be used to. Your driver might not appear instantly, service may be slower and plans may change.

Relax — you are on Zanzibar time.

Some of the best moments are the unexpected ones… including missing dolphins, wrong hotels and nearly losing Mike to a hungry turtle.

Travel doesn’t have to be perfect to be amazing.

Never too old for fun 🌍

Things To Do In Zanzibar – More Than Just Beautiful Beaches

Before visiting Zanzibar we knew the beaches would be amazing, but we quickly realised there is much more to this island than just lying on a sunbed (although we are definitely not against a bit of cocktail-in-hand relaxation!).

Here are some of the things you can do during your stay:

Explore Stone Town
Stone Town is full of history, culture and character. Wander through the narrow winding streets, visit the local shops, enjoy the food markets and watch everyday Zanzibar life happening around you.

Just be prepared to get lost at least once — the little streets are like a maze! We liked to call it “exploring” rather than admitting we had no idea where we were going.

Visit Prison Island
A short boat ride from Stone Town takes you to Prison Island, which despite the name has never actually been used as a prison.

The stars of the island are the giant tortoises, some over 100 years old. It is amazing being so close to these incredible animals. You can also relax on the white sand beaches and swim in the beautiful turquoise sea.

Swim with turtles
One of our favourite experiences was visiting the turtle caves and swimming alongside these beautiful creatures.

Feeding them was amazing… although after one mistook Mike for part of the lunch menu and gave his stomach a little bite, I decided watching from a safe distance was also a perfectly good option!

Go snorkelling and search for dolphins
A dolphin trip is a popular experience in Zanzibar. Of course, wildlife doesn’t work to our timetable and unfortunately the dolphins decided they had better plans on our day.

However, the snorkelling was still fantastic and we saw lots of marine life. Sometimes the unexpected days end up being just as memorable.

Visit Jozani Forest
Jozani Forest is home to the famous Zanzibar red colobus monkeys.

The forest walk is interesting, but if you are anything like me you may spend most of it thinking “this is lovely…but where are the monkeys?”

Don’t worry — they appear eventually and are worth the wait.

Swim in Kuza Cave
Kuza Cave is a natural limestone cave with clear water where visitors can swim.

Our tip — visit earlier in the day when there is more natural light. We arrived quite late and decided not to swim because we couldn’t see where we were stepping.

We did however end up joining in with music and drums, so we still left smiling.

Enjoy a sunset
Zanzibar sunsets are something special.

Whether it is from a beach, a rooftop, a boat or our favourite pier bar at Riu Jambo, make time to stop and enjoy them.

A cocktail definitely improves the experience… purely for research purposes of course.

Experience the local food
Try traditional Swahili food during your stay. We loved Lukmaan in Stone Town because it was authentic, affordable and full of flavour.

Sometimes the best meals are not the fanciest ones — they are the ones where you really experience the country.

Visit the beaches
Zanzibar beaches really are postcard perfect. Soft white sand, palm trees and water so blue it almost looks fake.

Nungwi was our favourite area because it was great for swimming and had a lovely atmosphere.

Whatever you choose to do, our biggest tip is don’t just stay around the pool. Zanzibar is beautiful, friendly, interesting and full of experiences.

Get out, explore and make memories.

Weather

Never too old for fun 🌍

MonthAverage Day TemperatureAverage Night TemperatureRainfall (approx.)Rainy Days (approx.)What to Expect
January31°C25°C50–80 mm5–7 daysHot, sunny, humid – great beach weather
February32°C25°C40–60 mm4–6 daysOne of the hottest and driest months
March32°C25°C120–160 mm10–12 daysHumid, start of the long rains
April30°C24°C250–350 mm17–20 daysWettest month – heavy tropical showers
May29°C23°C180–250 mm14–17 daysRain easing towards the end of the month
June29°C22°C40–60 mm5–7 daysWarm, sunny and less humid – excellent time to visit
July28°C21°C30–50 mm5–6 daysCooler, dry and very comfortable
August28°C21°C30–50 mm5–6 daysDry season – great for exploring
September29°C21°C30–50 mm4–6 daysOne of the best months – sunny and calm seas
October30°C22°C60–90 mm7–9 daysHotter with occasional showers
November31°C24°C120–170 mm10–13 daysShort rains – usually showers not all day
December31°C25°C80–120 mm8–10 daysHot, tropical and popular for holidays

Best months to visit Zanzibar:
🌞 June – October: Dry season, warm days, lower humidity and ideal for beaches, snorkelling and exploring.
🐬 July – September: Often excellent for dolphin trips, snorkelling and clearer seas.
🔥 January – February: Very hot but usually sunny with beautiful beach weather.

Tip: Even in the rainy seasons, Zanzibar rain is often tropical — short heavy downpours followed by sunshine rather than all-day rain.

Our Final Thoughts on RIU Jambo & Zanzibar 🌴💙

RIU Jambo really did have everything we love in a holiday. There are various pools around the resort depending on whether you want to relax with a book, cool off after a day exploring, or be right in the middle of the action. Of course, the swim-up bar was a firm favourite — because let’s be honest, a cocktail always tastes better when you don’t even have to leave the pool! 🍹😂

There is also a main entertainment pool where the amazing animation team keep the holiday atmosphere going every day with music, games and activities. Once a week the hotel hosts a fantastic beach party, and Debbie somehow ended up right in the middle of the action — proving once again you are Never2OldForFun!

However, what really made our holiday wasn’t just the beautiful hotel, the pools, or even the stunning location — it was the incredible staff. From the restaurant teams and bar staff to the entertainment crew, everyone made us feel so welcome. Their smiles, energy and kindness helped make this a holiday we will never forget.

Zanzibar itself has honestly given us one of the most beautiful beaches we have ever visited — soft white sand, warm turquoise sea and those picture-perfect views you dream about when booking a tropical escape.

We are normally travellers who say “the world is too big to visit the same place twice”, but RIU Jambo and Zanzibar might just be the exception to our rule. Some places are just too special not to return to. 🌍💙

Cruise – A Mauritian to Cape Town Adventure

The gentle lull of the sea, the promise of adventure, and the reassurance of a carefully planned itinerary. That is, until Norwegian Cruise Line looked at our perfectly chosen route and said:
“Let’s change everything.”

We booked this particular cruise for a few very specific reasons:

It was all going swimmingly… until Norwegian decided to play “Cruise Roulette” with our trip.

The original itinerary (shown in blue on the left of the image) was a well-balanced cocktail of cultures, countries, and conveniently spaced landings. Then came the updated version (highlighted in yellow), which was less cocktail and more “open bottle of sea-sickness tablets and pray for land.”

From Adventure to Adrift

Our cruise turned into “Castaway Edition” when Maputo, Fort Dauphin, and Richard’s Bay vanished from the itinerary—replaced by surprise sea days and shruggy emails from Norwegian.

We’d booked tours, packed outfits, and researched mosquito strategies. Instead, we rebooked excursions on the fly, cursed the app, and Googled “What to do in Antsiranana” over breakfast.

By day four at sea, we’d named the waves and befriended the towel animals. Compensation? None. Just a robotic “thanks for understanding.”

Still, we adapted, laughed, and leaned into the chaos. Lesson learned? Pack a sense of humor—and don’t get too attached to the itinerary.

2 nights stay in Mauritius prior to the cruise

Before embarking on our cruise, we decided to treat ourselves to a few days at Ambre Mauritius, an adults-only, all-inclusive resort nestled along the stunning east coast of the island.

From the moment we arrived, we were greeted with warm smiles and a refreshing welcome drink—setting the tone for a truly relaxing stay. Our room was spacious and modern, complete with a private balcony offering breathtaking views of the Indian Ocean .

The resort boasts a 700-meter stretch of pristine white sandy beach, perfect for morning strolls or simply lounging with a cocktail in hand . We took full advantage of the complimentary water sports, trying our hand at paddleboarding and snorkeling in the crystal-clear lagoon .

Dining at Ambre was a delight. With three restaurants and two bars, we indulged in a variety of cuisines, from local Mauritian dishes to international favorites . The staff went above and beyond to ensure our dining experiences were memorable—special thanks to the beach bar team for keeping our drinks topped up!

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The Norwegian Dawn

On January 5th, we boarded our home for the next chunk of our journey: the Norwegian Dawn. A floating city of food, entertainment and brilliant company. The food? Plentiful. The entertainment? Surprisingly decent. We paid for the more at sea package which included 3 specialist restaurants, 150 minutes on board WI-FI and drinks package which was definitely worth it. Our cabin was cosy, the crew fabulous, and the ship itself a grand old dame.

Ship Specifications

  • Gross Tonnage: 92,250 GT
  • Length: 294 meters (965 feet)
  • Beam (Width): 38 meters (125 feet)
  • Cruising Speed: 25 knots
  • Passenger Capacity: 2,340 (double occupancy); up to 2,800 maximum
  • Crew Members: 1,032
  • Decks: 15 total (11 passenger decks)
  • Cabins: 1,170 staterooms, including 364 with balconies and 354 interior rooms

Eating Our Way Around the Norwegian Dawn: A Cruise Ship Foodie’s Paradise

Let’s be honest, one of the main reasons we cruise is the food — and Norwegian Dawn does not disappoint. Whether you’re a midnight muncher, a meat lover, or a salad saint (for a day or two), this ship caters to every craving.

Main Dining Rooms: Venetian & Aqua

If you like the idea of being handed a menu with more options than your local bistro — and none of the bill panic at the end — Venetian and Aqua are your go-to spots.

What to Expect:

  • White tablecloths (you will drop something on them)
  • Three-course meals that change daily
  • Waiters who remember your name and your penchant for “just one more bread roll”
  • Elegant dishes like seared salmon, prime rib, pasta primavera, and sinfully good chocolate lava cake

Tip: Venetian is the larger of the two, with more panoramic views. Aqua is slightly smaller and often quieter — perfect for a romantic(ish) dinner when you’ve been together long enough to eat in silence.

Aqua dinning room

Garden Café: The Buffet That Could Feed a Small Country

Otherwise known as: “I’m just going to look”… five plates later…

This is the land of endless breakfast sausages, late lunch salvation, and dinner options that somehow convince you to try pizza and curry and roast beef in the same meal.

Highlights:

  • Huge salad bar (for the illusion of health)
  • Live cooking stations (omelettes, stir-fries, pasta cooked right in front of you)
  • Theme nights (Tex-Mex Tuesdays, Asian Fridays)
  • Views of the ocean to distract you from the guilt of three desserts

Warning: Buffets during peak times can resemble polite food-based warfare. Go early, be swift, and grab that seat by the window.


O’Sheehan’s Bar & Grill: 24/7 Magic

Where time stops and the comfort food never ends

If you’ve ever thought “I could murder a burger at 2am,” welcome to paradise. This Irish-American pub is open around the clock.

Menu Must-Haves:

  • Loaded nachos that could double as a meal (or a pillow)
  • Buffalo wings — dangerously addictive
  • Shepherd’s pie that would make your nan proud
  • Ice cream brownie sundaes — because calories don’t count at sea

Top Tip: Sit at the bar and you’ll make at least three friends before your Guinness arrives.

Bamboo – A Taste of Asia (Specialty)

Sushi at sea? Yes, and it’s sensational.

Bamboo serves up everything from Thai noodles to fresh sashimi. It’s intimate, aromatic, and perfect for a change of pace.

Our Picks:

  • Spicy tuna roll (Mike had four)
  • Pad Thai with prawns
  • Miso soup and crisp spring rolls
  • Tempura that’s light, not oil-logged

Note: This is included with the dining package, or you can pay à la carte — either way, it’s worth it.


Cagney’s Steakhouse (Specialty)

Bring your appetite. And stretchy trousers.

This is Norwegian’s signature steakhouse and it lives up to the hype. A beautiful setting, sizzling steaks, and a wine list that might make you weep — with joy or sticker shock depending on your drink of choice.

Standouts:

  • Prime ribeye — melt-in-your-mouth good
  • Truffle fries — because you’re worth it
  • Crab cakes to start (and never share)
  • Cheesecake to end. Or start. Or both.


La Cucina (Specialty – Italian)

Because carbs are life

This rustic trattoria-style restaurant offers hearty Italian dishes in a warm, welcoming atmosphere. Think garlic, olive oil, wine, repeat.

Favourites:

  • Chicken parmigiana the size of your face
  • Freshly baked focaccia with olive tapenade
  • Lasagna layered to perfection
  • Tiramisu that you will consider smuggling back to your cabin

Moderno Churrascaria (Brazilian Steakhouse)

A meat-lover’s paradise, where the skewers keep coming until you beg for mercy (or switch the card to red):

Popular Dishes:

  • Picanha – The star of the show: Brazilian-style top sirloin, juicy and carved right at your table. Basically the Beyoncé of the meat rotation.
  • Garlic Beef – Beef with enough garlic to ward off vampires and mildly offend your fellow diners.
  • Lamb Chops – Tender, flavorful, and likely to make you question why you ever eat lamb any other way.
  • Chicken Wrapped in Bacon – Because wrapping anything in bacon makes it fancier.
  • Brazilian Sausage (Linguiça) – Spicy, smoky, and oddly addictive.
  • Massive Salad Bar – With everything from imported cheeses and charcuterie to couscous and fancy pickles. Technically a “salad bar,” but no one’s there for lettuce.


Los Lobos (Upscale Mexican Restaurant)

Authentic Mexican with a modern twist — and margaritas that may or may not have caused spontaneous salsa dancing.

Popular Dishes:

  • Guacamole Made Tableside – Because nothing says “I’m on holiday” like someone hand-smashing your avocado with flair.
  • Tacos al Pastor – Pork marinated in chilies and pineapple, served with a side of “I could eat six of these.”
  • Queso Fundido – Melted cheese with chorizo. It’s like a hug in a skillet.
  • Carne Asada – Grilled steak, perfectly seasoned and usually followed by someone saying “this might be better than the steakhouse.”
  • Lobster Tacos – Fancy tacos for people who want seafood and street food at the same time.
  • Churros with Dulce de Leche – Crispy, sugary, and the official dessert of “I shouldn’t, but I will.”

While we only visited the buffet a couple of times (quick bites, not really our style), the Norwegian Dawn truly shines with its specialty dining. We indulged at Cagney’s Steakhouse, Moderno Churrascaria, and Los Lobos—all exceptional, with top-tier food and service that made every meal feel special.

We also enjoyed several lovely meals in the Venetian and Aqua main dining rooms, where the service was consistently great and the food never missed the mark.

In short, we can’t fault the food on the Norwegian Dawn—it was a delicious cruise from start to finish (and yes, our jeans are still recovering).


Wine, Cocktails and Caffeine Fixes

  • The Cellars – Wine Bar: For when you want to swirl and sniff without pretending to know what you’re doing.
  • Atrium Café: Great for speciality coffees and people-watching.
  • Mojito Bar & Sugarcane: The best spot to test your tolerance for rum or just enjoy a pre-dinner drink with new cruise friends. 

Nightlife on the Norwegian Dawn: Where Sea Legs Learn to Dance (Alone)

After a long day of sightseeing (or strategically avoiding yet another buffet), the Bliss Ultra Lounge is where the Norwegian Dawn gets its groove on. It’s all neon lights, DJ beats, and a dance floor that gently sways with the sea — or maybe that’s just the mojitos.

Although it’s a great venue with a stylish vibe, comfy booths, and a solid cocktail menu, we couldn’t help but notice… it wasn’t exactly buzzing. In fact, most nights it felt more like a private party we didn’t plan. You’ll have plenty of space to dance — because odds are, you’ll be the only one doing it.

Great for pretending you’re in an exclusive club. Less great if you were hoping for a full dance floor and a conga line of new friends.

Reunion Island

We made a brief stop in Reunion. No excursions booked. We optimistically hopped on a free shuttle. Turns out, this was the highlight. Not much else to see, unless you count the hunt for a decent coffee. We were back on board quicker than you can say “Next port, please!”

Madagascar Mayhem – Tuk-Tuks and Lemurs

Antananarivo: Tuk-Tuk Treats and Beach Bliss

We zipped around town in a tuk-tuk (hang on to your hat—and dignity), then made our way to Remena Beach, which was heaven on earth with zero amenities. The sand? Dreamy. The sea? Bathwater warm. The food? Cooked on an open fire and cost less than your average Pret sandwich.

Seafood platter for Mike, steak for me, wine and beer for both of us—£14 total. You read that right. Fourteen. Pounds. The lack of changing rooms? Let’s call it “rustic charm.”

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Nosy Be: Lemurs and Leaks

Our Viator-booked excursion to Lokobe National Park was a jungle adventure. First, a mini bus ride. Then, into “boats” that felt more like bathtubs with attitude. We rowed, we bailed out water, we laughed nervously. It was all worth it.

At the park, lemurs literally came to us and nibbled from our hands. A David Attenborough moment, minus the soothing narration. Lunch followed—seafood, rice, potatoes, fruit—and it was incredible. An unforgettable day, wet socks and all.

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Port Elizabeth – Birthday Bash on a Budget

My birthday (age redacted) was spent in Port Elizabeth, where we’d made some lovely cruise friends. We dined and drank ourselves merry at Barney’s Steakhouse—steaks, wine, cider, beer, and yes, even shots. Total bill? £25 per couple. We’re still not over it.

The next day’s safari at Kragga Park was lovely… until we saw the cheetahs behind fences. It slightly dampened the “wild” part of the wildlife, but hey—lions and zebras still roamed freely, so the Instagram quota was fulfilled.

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Mossel Bay – Seals, Surprises, and Beach Beers

We’d planned a Seal Island trip, but the original boat had a mechanical mishap. No worries—we found a friendly local with a functioning boat and a “why not?” attitude. £35 per couple and we were seal-spotting like pros.

Back on land, we celebrated with beachside drinks in the sun. 

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Cape Town – The Grand Finale

We finally reached Cape Town — and what better way to celebrate than with… another boat ride? A 90-minute cruise gave us epic views of Table Mountain (and a light soaking from the ocean).

We followed it up with a city tour, including the iconic Table Mountain cable car — where the scenery was stunning and the altitude mildly concerning.

Next stop: Aquila Game Reserve, where we spotted lions, elephants, and a giraffe that looked personally offended by our presence.

But the true stars of the show? The penguins at Boulders Bay. Tiny, tuxedoed, and full of attitude — we could’ve watched them waddle for hours.

We wrapped things up with a drive along the breathtaking Chapman’s Peak and a wander around the V&A Waterfront and had a cocktail admiring the view.

Please click on the following link for further information regarding Cape Town

Cruise Summary: Ports, Penguins & People Who Made It All Worth It

Our African cruise aboard the Norwegian Dawn didn’t exactly go as planned — in fact, the itinerary went through more changes than a West End costume department. Ports vanished, sea days multiplied, and compensation was… theoretical.

But despite the “Surprise! You’re at sea again!” moments, the trip was filled with incredible highlights:

  • Wading with lemurs in Madagascar
  • Spotting wildlife at Aquila Game Reserve
  • Marveling at Table Mountain (from every possible angle — boat, cable car, and cocktail bar)
  • Being utterly charmed by the penguins at Boulders Beach

From beaches to buffets, safari drives to seal sightings, the destinations delivered.

But the true magic of the cruise? The people we met along the way.
We shared meals, mishaps, taxis, tuk-tuks, and toasts — and somewhere between the dodgy Wi-Fi and overcooked buffets, we found genuine friendship. The laughter, shared adventures, and collective head-shaking at Norwegian’s scheduling skills turned a bumpy ride into a brilliant one.

So yes, the itinerary was a bit of a wild card…
But thanks to our fellow cruisers, it was one of the best hands we’ve ever been dealt.

 

 

Mauritius

Accommodation in Mauritius

Ambre Hotel – Adults Only

Let me begin by saying: if we could have packed Ambre Hotel into our suitcase and taken it with us, we would have. Two nights here simply weren’t enough — and yes, we’re still mourning the lost opportunity to extend our stay in paradise.

Location, Location, Tropical Location

Ambre Adults Only Resort is located on the east coast of Mauritius, in the Belle Mare region — and “belle” really is the right word. The resort hugs a stunning, crescent-shaped white sand beach that seems to stretch for miles, kissed by the warm turquoise waters of the Indian Ocean.

You know those photoshopped travel brochures? This wasn’t one of them. The water was genuinely that blue. The sand? Like walking on sifted flour. And the breeze? Just the right amount to make your sundowner taste better.

The Beach: Where Stress Goes to Die

The water is shallow and calm — perfect for swimming, floating, or simply wading out like a character in a dreamy film montage. You’ll find plenty of space, and the hotel staff are never far off with another cold drink or cheeky smile.

If your version of exercise includes lifting a cocktail glass repeatedly, you’re in the right place.

Cocktails

Now let’s talk about one of the highlights — the all-inclusive bar. We tested it thoroughly (for research purposes, of course), and we’re pleased to report it’s brilliant.

You name it, they pour it:

  • Tropical rum punches served in a coconut
  • Classic mojitos with fresh mint and attitude
  • Local beer that’s as refreshing as a dip in the pool
  • A daily cocktail special that became our new favourite… daily

The bar by the beach was our evening ritual: toes in the sand, drink in hand, and no idea what day it was. Just how we like it.

Dining: More Than Just a Pretty Buffet

Ambre offers multiple dining experiences, and we tried our best to sample them all in our limited time (a noble effort, we must say).

Indigo Buffet Restaurant

This is the main hub — and it’s not your average buffet. Think show cooking stations, freshly grilled fish, gorgeous curries, and salads that actually make you excited. Breakfast was an international affair: fresh fruit, pastries, omelettes cooked to order, and a coffee machine that understood us better than most people do.

Dolce Vita

A romantic à la carte Italian restaurant where the pasta was as fresh as the sea breeze. We recommend the seafood linguine — even me (Debbie), who usually avoids anything that swam, cleaned my plate.

La Plage

Beachfront dining in the most literal sense. Tables in the sand, candles flickering, waves gently lapping nearby. It’s like being in a luxury holiday ad, only you don’t have to pretend you’re enjoying it for the camera.

Tip: Book a table here at sunset. You’ll thank us later.

Rooms: Spacious, Serene, and Stylish

Our room was bright and airy with beach-chic décor, a massive bed, and a balcony that gave us front-row seats to sunrise each morning. We spent more time out there than we expected, wine in hand, listening to the gentle rustle of palm trees.

The shower was walk-in and powerful enough to remove both sunscreen and guilt from overindulging at dinner.


Travel Tips

💰 1. Currency & Money Matters

  • The local currency is the Mauritian Rupee (MUR).
  • Credit and debit cards are widely accepted at hotels, larger restaurants, and shops, but it’s wise to carry some cash for local markets, taxis, and smaller eateries.
  • ATMs are widely available, especially in tourist areas.
  • Avoid exchanging money at the airport for the best rates—use banks or authorized exchange bureaus instead.

🛡️ 2. Safety First

  • Mauritius is generally safe and welcoming, with a low crime rate.
  • Take standard precautions: don’t flash valuables, lock your belongings, and use hotel safes.
  • Avoid walking alone on quiet beaches at night, just as you would anywhere else.
  • Tap water is technically safe in many areas, but bottled water is recommended, especially for sensitive stomachs.

🗣️ 3. Language & Communication

  • English is the official language, and French is widely spoken.
  • You’ll also hear Mauritian Creole in daily conversation.
  • Most tourist-facing staff speak good English, so communication is rarely an issue.

🚗 4. Getting Around

  • Taxis are plentiful but can be pricey—always agree on a fare beforehand, as meters are not commonly used.
  • Renting a car is a great way to explore—remember, they drive on the left!
  • Alternatively, book tours or private drivers for comfort and local insights.

🌴 5. Climate & Clothing

  • Mauritius is warm year-round. Pack light, breathable clothing, a hat, and plenty of sunscreen.
  • Bring a light jacket or shawl for cooler evenings or overly enthusiastic air conditioning.
  • When visiting temples, wear modest clothing that covers shoulders and knees.

🦟 6. Health & Bugs

  • No vaccines are required, but it’s wise to be up to date on routine travel immunizations.
  • Mosquito repellent is a must—especially inland or during evening hours.
  • Pharmacies are well-stocked, and pharmacists speak English and are very helpful.

💸 7. Tipping Etiquette

  • Tipping isn’t required, but it’s a lovely gesture for good service—around 10% in restaurants is appreciated.
  • Small tips for hotel staff, tour guides, and drivers are also welcome.

🙏 8. Local Etiquette & Culture

  • Mauritius is a diverse and multicultural island—home to Hindu, Muslim, Christian, and Creole communities.
  • Be respectful at religious sites: remove shoes and avoid beachwear or revealing clothing.
  • A friendly “hello” and smile go a long way—Mauritians are known for their warmth.

📱 9. SIM Cards & Internet

  • Local SIM cards are affordable and available at the airport or in town. Providers include Emtel, MyT, and MTML.
  • Most hotels and resorts offer free Wi-Fi, though the signal may vary depending on location.

🌺 10. Enjoy the Island Vibe

You’re in paradise. Act accordingly 😎

Things to do


1. Relax on the Beaches




  • Belle Mare, Flic en Flac, Le Morne, and Trou aux Biches are some of the most stunning beaches.




  • Perfect for sunbathing, swimming, or sipping cocktails while pretending you’re not checking emails (we won’t tell).




🛥️ 2. Catamaran Cruises & Island Hopping




  • Take a catamaran to Île aux Cerfs, a picture-perfect island with white sand beaches and turquoise water.




  • Many tours include snorkeling, BBQ lunch, and sometimes a few rum punches (because, island life).




🏞️ 3. Black River Gorges National Park




  • A nature lover’s paradise. Go hiking, spot rare birds like the pink pigeon, and enjoy epic views from Alexandra Falls Viewpoint.




  • Pack water and snacks. Or a picnic if you want to feel extra wholesome.




🌋 4. Chamarel Seven Coloured Earth & Waterfall




  • A bizarre but beautiful natural phenomenon—layers of sand in seven different colors!




  • Combine with a visit to Chamarel Waterfall, one of the tallest in Mauritius.




🌺 5. Pamplemousses Botanical Garden




  • Home to giant water lilies, rare plants, and an Instagram-worthy stroll through tropical bliss.




  • Bonus: You’ll feel very cultured.




🐬 6. Swim with Dolphins (Ethically)




  • Go early morning on a guided tour off the west coast (Tamarin Bay).




  • Choose ethical operators that follow proper wildlife guidelines (dolphins deserve space too!).




🐢 7. Visit La Vanille Nature Park




  • See giant tortoises, crocodiles, lemurs, and more.




  • Great for animal lovers or anyone who wants to feel like they’re in a mini Jurassic Park (without the running).




🏯 8. Explore Grand Bassin (Ganga Talao)




  • A sacred Hindu lake with a giant statue of Lord Shiva and beautiful temples.




  • Serene and spiritual—even the monkeys seem to meditate here (when they’re not stealing fruit).




🐠 9. Snorkeling and Diving




  • Top spots include Blue Bay Marine Park, Coin de Mire, and Île aux Cerfs.




  • Expect coral reefs, tropical fish, and clear water so beautiful you’ll forget how to speak.




🛍️ 10. Shop at Port Louis Central Market




  • The capital’s bustling market is a great place to buy spices, souvenirs, textiles, and weirdly addictive Mauritian snacks.




  • Haggle a little—but nicely.




🧘 11. Spa Day or Couples Massage




  • Many resorts offer luxury spa treatments. Do it. You deserve it. You’re on holiday.




🍛 12. Try the Local Food




  • Sample dholl puri, rougaille, gateaux piments, and fresh seafood.




  • Visit a beachside stall or local restaurant for the real deal (and pack stretchy clothes).




⛳ 13. Tee Off on a Scenic Golf Course




  • If you’re into golf, Mauritius has some world-class courses—like Ile aux Cerfs Golf Club, which is basically golfing in paradise.




🧭 14. Drive the Coastal Roads




  • Rent a car and take a scenic drive around the island—you’ll find hidden coves, charming villages, and plenty of viewpoints for those “we should frame this” photos.



Things run on island time—so take a deep breath, slow down, and relax.

Don’t over-plan; leave room for spontaneous beach days, scenic drives, and sunset cocktails.

Weather

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Rainfall228228178178101767676505050152
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Mossel Bay

Seal Island

Ah, Mossel Bay. The name alone evokes images of quaint harbours, sea breezes, and those adorable seals we’d booked to see months in advance. It was supposed to be a smooth operation: hop off the cruise ship via tender, waltz into the office of Romonza Boat Trips, and glide over the ocean like David Attenborough on holiday. But as we soon discovered… plans are just suggestions the universe politely ignores.

We arrived bright-eyed and full of maritime enthusiasm. But as we approached the Romonza office, something felt off. Namely: the complete absence of any human life. No staff, no signs, not even a sleepy cat on a windowsill. Just us and a closed door.

Naturally, we did what any modern traveller would do in such a crisis — we whipped out our phones and called them. Several times. Which was mostly just an exercise in listening to our own ringtones.

Still determined, we headed to the harbour to see if we could find their boat — and lo and behold, there it was, the good ship Romonza, looking sadly still and unmistakably broken. Our suspicions were confirmed by a nearby man on another boat, who said (and I quote): “Yeah, that one’s been busted for days.”

Ah, the joys of proactive communication.

But all was not lost! The helpful stranger-slash-boat-operator offered to take us to Seal Island himself. At £20 a head, it felt like a bargain — or at least, a slightly risky but adventurous bargain. While we waited for the rest of his mystery crew to materialise, we were joined by fellow shipmates arriving off the tender. Apparently, this was becoming the unofficial official seal tour.

At around 9:30 AM, the sun hadn’t quite committed to its duties, and the wind had clearly overachieved. But as we approached Seal Island, all complaints were silenced. There they were — thousands of seals, basking, barking, and bouncing in the waves. Many had pups with them, as January is prime seal-maternity ward season. It was magical… and very, very smelly. But mostly magical.

Romonza boat tours did apologise and refund our monies.

Of course, we only had mobile phones to capture the moment, which was a bit like trying to film a BBC wildlife documentary with a potato. Still, we made do with zoomed-in blur and artistic blurs we’d later call “seal-shaped impressions.”

Kaai 4 Braai Beach Bar

Once back on land, we wandered the harbour briefly, but unless you have a burning interest in parked boats and curious gulls, there wasn’t much to see. That’s when we discovered Kaai 4 Braai, a beach bar so delightful it deserves its own postcard. Nestled on the water’s edge, with open flames grilling food and the sun finally pulling its weight, we had found paradise.

Even better? The cruise ship had run out of cider (a cruel twist of fate), but Kaai 4 Braai had plenty — cold, refreshing, and gloriously affordable thanks to South African prices. We basked in the sunshine, drank cider, watched the waves, and laughed more than should be legally allowed.

Some of us indulged in the food, cooked over open fire with delicious aromas wafting by. The presentation? Top-notch. The value? Ridiculously good. The vibe? Immaculate.

As more people from the ship trickled in, it became a full-blown social event — like a floating pub relocated to land for a few sunny hours. Eventually, the time came to catch the tender boat back, slightly sun-kissed and thoroughly satisfied.

So no, our original Seal Island tour didn’t go as planned. But in the end, we got the seals, we got the cider, and we got a story far better than anything we could’ve booked in advance.

Moral of the story? Always expect the unexpected… and never underestimate the power of a beach bar.

Travel Tips

💰 Currency & Money Matters

  • Local currency: South African Rand (ZAR or R). Notes come in denominations of R10, R20, R50, R100, and R200.
  • Exchange rate: As of early 2025, £1 = approximately R23 (but rates fluctuate, so check before you travel).
  • Cards vs Cash: Credit and debit cards are widely accepted, even at smaller restaurants and shops. Visa and Mastercard are most commonly used.
  • ATMs: Easily found in town and at major shopping centres, but use those in secure locations (inside malls or banks).
  • Tipping: Tipping is expected — 10–15% at restaurants, R5–R10 for petrol attendants or car guards, and around R20 for local tour guides.

🦺 Safety Tips

Mossel Bay is generally considered one of the safer towns along the Garden Route, but here are a few smart tips:

  • Stay aware: Stick to well-lit and busier areas, especially at night. Don’t flash valuables or large amounts of cash.
  • Use common sense: Avoid walking alone in quiet areas after dark.
  • Lock your belongings: Whether you’re in a car or accommodation, always lock doors and keep valuables out of sight.
  • Beach safety: Swim at designated beaches with lifeguards. The Indian Ocean can have strong currents — look out for flags and signs.
  • Scams/Street hustlers: Rare in Mossel Bay, but be polite and firm if someone offers unsolicited “help” or tries to sell you something aggressively.

🚤 Local Transport & Getting Around

  • On foot: The harbour and beachfront area is very walkable.
  • Uber/Bolt: Available in larger cities, but less common here. Local taxis (not metered) are available but often need to be pre-arranged.
  • Car hire: If you’re planning to explore beyond Mossel Bay (e.g., to Oudtshoorn or Knysna), hiring a car is a great idea. Roads are generally in good condition.

🐬 What to Do

  • Seal Island Tour: Book with a reputable operator (and maybe double-check the boat is operational 😅).
  • Diaz Museum Complex: Learn about early Portuguese explorers and see a life-size replica of Bartholomeu Dias’ ship.
  • Santos Beach: Great for a swim or sunbathe — it’s Blue Flag certified.
  • Kaai 4 Braai: A must-visit beach bar for local food, cold drinks, and a killer view.
  • Shark Cage Diving: For the brave — done from nearby towns, but Mossel Bay has a few operators.

🧥 Weather Watch

  • Summer (Dec–Feb): Warm and sunny — perfect beach weather. Pack sunscreen and a hat.
  • Winter (Jun–Aug): Mild with occasional rain. A light jacket will do.
  • Wind: Mossel Bay can get breezy, especially in the mornings, so bring a windbreaker for boat trips.

🎁 Local Souvenirs

  • Handcrafted curios, beadwork, local wines, biltong (South African dried meat), and aloe-based skincare products are all good buys.

👋 Final Tip

South Africans are friendly and welcoming, especially in Mossel Bay. A smile and a friendly greeting go a long way!

Weather

Temp – Celsius
Rain – mm
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
High Temp 23 23 23 21 20 18 18 18 18 19 21 22
Low Temp 14 15 14 12 9 7 7 7 8 10 19 14
Rainfall 42 36 47 50 43 41 42 51 37 48 56 41
Number of days 6 6 6 6 5 5 6 6 6 6 6 6
Average daily temperatures and rainfall

Port Elizabeth (Gqeberha)

Barney’s Tavern

We arrived in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, aboard the Norwegian Dawn cruise ship at around 7pm—perfect timing for a birthday dinner! It was my birthday (Debbie), and our group of six (three couples) had already booked a table at Barney’s Tavern, a well-known beachfront restaurant.

We had been advised not to walk around the port area at night and to rely on Uber or pre-arranged tours. Taking that advice to heart, we hopped in a quick, easy Uber and were soon headed for what turned out to be a very memorable evening.

Barney’s Tavern is a much-loved local gem located right on Hobie Beach, along Port Elizabeth’s picturesque Marine Drive. With balcony seating overlooking the beach and Indian Ocean, it’s a spot that instantly sets the mood for a relaxed, fun evening.

When we arrived, the place was buzzing—Buy-One-Get-One-Free Burger Night had drawn quite the crowd, and the vibe was vibrant and welcoming. The live DJ added to the atmosphere, and the staff, despite the busy scene, were attentive and friendly.

One of the main reasons we chose Barney’s is its diverse and extensive menu, which offered something for everyone in our group. Here’s a taste of what they serve:

  • Burgers – from classic beef to chicken, veggie, and fully loaded gourmet options
  • Seafood – including fresh fish, calamari, prawns, and seafood platters
  • Steaks and grills – ribeye, T-bone, ribs, and combo platters
  • Tapas and starters – great for sharing over drinks
  • Pizzas – thin-crust, wood-fired, with plenty of topping options
  • Salads – fresh and generously portioned, ideal for lighter appetites

Of course, we tried to sample a bit of everything… which resulted in a table completely covered in food. We underestimated the portion sizes (rookie mistake), and despite our best efforts, we simply couldn’t finish it all. That said, it was all absolutely delicious.

The cocktails at Barney’s are also worth raving about. These aren’t your average pre-mixed drinks—they’re freshly made to order, using real fruit, herbs, and quality spirits. Each drink felt like it had been made just for us, with great attention to detail. From classic mojitos and margaritas to house specials, every sip was a treat.

And let’s not forget the “Snail Trail”, a somewhat infamous local cocktail presented to me for my birthday: six different spirits around the edge of a tray, with all six combined into a seventh central shot. We all had a try… and we all agreed it was best left unfinished. Strong doesn’t even begin to cover it.

After dinner, we moved to the balcony to enjoy a few more drinks under the stars, listening to the music and taking in the view. The whole experience was made even better when the bill arrived—just £30 per couple for all that food and drink. Incredible value.

Kragga Kamma Game Reserve

The next morning, it was time for a change of pace. We met up with one of the other couples and set off to Kragga Kamma Game Reserve, just a short 20–25-minute drive from the port.

Kragga Kamma is a privately owned wildlife reserve, and while it may not be as large as Kruger or Addo, it offers a surprisingly rich safari experience in a compact, accessible format. The reserve spans 216 hectares (530 acres) and features a beautiful blend of coastal forest, grassy plains, and savannah-like open areas.

I’m a celebrity get me out of here.

We booked our tickets online for £18 each and hopped in an Uber. After a short wait, we were able to explore the reserve’s raised wooden walkways, which offer scenic views and a chance to spot monkeys and birds—although the monkeys decided to hide during our visit.

The real magic happened once we boarded our open-sided safari vehicle for a 90-minute guided tour. Our guide was fantastic—knowledgeable, funny, and clearly passionate about the animals and the conservation work being done at the reserve.

During the tour, we saw:

  • Giraffes gracefully walking through the grasslands
  • Zebras hanging out in the sun
  • Ostriches, impalas, buffalos, and wildebeest
  • A variety of bird species perched and in flight
  • Rhinos, which were incredibly impressive up close
  • And a pair of cheetahs, visible behind a protective fence (for understandable reasons)

Kragga Kamma isn’t just about ticking animals off a list—it’s about getting close to nature in a peaceful, non-commercial way. You feel connected to the environment and the animals, all while being just a short drive from the city. It’s an ideal outing for cruise visitors or anyone short on time who still wants a real safari experience.

In just 24 hours, Port Elizabeth gave us two amazing and completely different experiences: a lively birthday celebration with fresh cocktails and ocean views, and a calm, scenic day in the South African bush, surrounded by incredible wildlife.

Barney’s Tavern delivered great food, even better drinks, and a party atmosphere right on the beach. Kragga Kamma Game Reserve gave us giraffes, rhinos, and a fresh appreciation for South Africa’s natural beauty—all without breaking the bank.

Would we go back? Definitely. Though next time, we might split a burger three ways… and maybe just toast with wine instead of taking on the Snail Trail again!

Travel Tips

1. Stay Street Smart

  • Port Elizabeth is generally friendly, but like many cities, some areas are safer than others.
  • Avoid walking alone or at night, especially near the port. Stick to well-lit, busy areas.
  • Use Uber or organised tours for transportation, and avoid displaying valuables.

2. Use Uber or Registered Transport

  • Uber is widely available, reliable, and considered safe.
  • If you choose a taxi, make sure it’s registered and agree on the fare in advance.

3. Currency – South African Rand (ZAR)

  • The local currency is the South African Rand (R or ZAR).
  • Credit/debit cards are accepted in most places, but carry a small amount of cash for markets and tips.
  • ATMs are easy to find at shopping centres and fuel stations.

4. Mobile Phones & Internet

  • Avoid high roaming charges by using one of these options:
    • Buy a local SIM card (Vodacom, MTN, Telkom).
    • Use free Wi-Fi in restaurants, cafés, and malls.
    • Activate an international roaming plan with your provider.
  • WhatsApp is the most commonly used communication app.

5. Emergency Numbers

  • Police: 10111
  • Ambulance/Fire: 10177
  • Mobile emergency (any service): 112
  • Keep your cruise ship or hotel details handy in case of an emergency.

6. Plug Type & Voltage

  • South Africa uses plug type M (three round pins in a triangular formation).
  • Voltage: 230V, Frequency: 50Hz.
  • A universal travel adapter with type M support is recommended.

7. Book Excursions Independently for Value

  • Attractions like Kragga Kamma Game Reserve and Addo Elephant Park are affordable and easily accessible without a cruise tour.
  • Booking online in advance can help secure the best time and price.

8. Dining Out? Know Where to Go

  • Popular beachfront spots include Barney’s Tavern, Something Good Roadhouse, and Bocadillos.
  • Great food, views, and value. Reserve in advance during peak times.

9. Pack for All Seasons

  • Port Elizabeth has a mild climate, but weather can change quickly.
  • Pack layers, a light jacket, sun protection, and comfy walking shoes.

10. Wildlife Etiquette

  • At reserves like Kragga Kamma, respect the animals: stay quiet, don’t feed or approach them, and follow all guide instructions.

11. Time Management for Cruise Passengers

  • Always return to your ship at least an hour before final boarding time.
  • Account for traffic, waiting times, and travel distance when planning your return.

12. Learn a Few Local Words

  • English is widely spoken, but locals appreciate a few words of local language:
    • Molo – Hello (isiXhosa)
    • Dankie – Thank you (Afrikaans)
    • Lekker – Great/fun (Afrikaans slang)

13. Support Local

  • Buy souvenirs from local markets and vendors to support the local community.
  • Look for hand-crafted items like beadwork, wood carvings, textiles, and jewellery.

Things to do

1. Kragga Kamma Game Reserve

  • A compact but wildlife-rich game park, just 30 minutes from the city.
  • Spot rhinos, giraffes, zebras, buffalo, ostriches, cheetahs (in a protected area), and more.
  • Self-drive or take a guided safari tour.
  • Affordable, easy day trip for cruise passengers.

2. Addo Elephant National Park

  • About an hour’s drive from Port Elizabeth.
  • Home to over 600 elephants, lions, buffalo, hyenas, antelope, and more.
  • Ideal for those looking for a fuller, more expansive safari experience.

3. The Boardwalk

  • A stylish waterfront area with shops, restaurants, a casino, and a small lake.
  • Good for a relaxing afternoon or evening.
  • Family-friendly with arcades, mini-golf, and entertainment.

4. King’s Beach & Hobie Beach

  • Gorgeous sandy beaches ideal for sunbathing, swimming, and beach walks.
  • Hobie Beach is popular for water sports and has lifeguards on duty.
  • Look out for local surfers and beach volleyball games.

5. Route 67

  • A public art trail through the city featuring 67 pieces celebrating Nelson Mandela’s 67 years of public service.
  • Combines art, history, and South African heritage in one walkable route.
  • Includes murals, sculptures, mosaics, and installations.

6. Ocean Safari / Boat Cruises

  • Take a marine safari to spot dolphins, seals, penguins, and seasonal whales.
  • Tours often leave from the harbour or beachfront areas.
  • A great way to experience the marine biodiversity of Algoa Bay.

7. Donkin Reserve

  • Historic park in the city centre offering views of the city and harbour.
  • Features a lighthouse, pyramid monument, and part of the Route 67 trail.
  • A good place for photos and a quick local history lesson.

8. SANCCOB Penguin Rehabilitation Centre

  • Located just outside the city in Cape Recife.
  • See rescued and rehabilitated penguins and learn about conservation efforts.
  • Ideal for animal lovers and families.

9. Visit Local Markets

  • The Valley Market or Bay Market offer local crafts, food, and live music.
  • Great places to pick up handmade souvenirs, clothing, and local eats.

10. Try Local Food & Wine

  • Sample South African cuisine like bobotie, biltong, and peri-peri chicken.
  • Many restaurants feature local wines from nearby regions like Stellenbosch and Robertson.
  • Barney’s Tavern is a beachfront favourite with a great menu and cocktails.

11. South End Museum

  • Tells the story of the multicultural South End neighbourhood before apartheid’s forced removals.
  • Insightful and emotional look at local history.

12. Cape Recife Nature Reserve

  • Stunning natural reserve with beaches, rocky shores, and an old lighthouse.
  • Great for birdwatching, nature walks, and photography.
  • Entry fee applies and closed shoes are recommended.

Weather

Temp – Celsius
Rain – mm
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
High Temp 25 25 25 23 22 20 20 20 20 21 22 24
Low Temp 18 18 17 15 12 8 9 10 12 13 15 17
Rainfall 35 40 55 60 60 60 45 65 60 60 50 35
Number of days 5 5 7 6 5 5 5 7 6 7 7 7
Average daily temperatures and rainfall

 

Madagascar

Antananarivo

We had booked our excursion through MadaAssist at a cost of £9 each therefore did not know what to expect.

Tuk Tuk Ride

Antananarivo — the capital of Madagascar, where tuk-tuks bounce like kangaroos, chickens and traffic share the same road rules (i.e., none), and adventure comes with a solid dose of guesswork. We had grand plans: an all-day tuk-tuk ride with a “choose-your-own-itinerary” vibe. Spoiler alert: the only thing we chose was the duration of our confusion.

Armed with Google Translate and optimism, we asked our driver (in English-to-French via our phones), “Can you show us places you think we’ll like?” His response was a confident nod, a smile, and then several hours of… driving. Through neighborhoods, markets, side streets, and what may have been someone’s driveway. It was like a real-time documentary called “Locals: Unfiltered”. Fascinating? Yes. Action-packed? Not exactly.

There were no stops. Not a single “Would you like to get out here?” Just hours of watching everyday Malagasy life go by — people cooking on open fires, kids playing in dust patches, and a strong contender for World’s Busiest Chicken crossing the road (spoiler: he made it). We weren’t bored. But we also weren’t entirely sure what the plan was.

Remana Beach

Eventually, taking destiny into our own hands (and back into Google Translate), we requested: “Remana Beach, please.” And just like that, the tuk-tuk turned hero.

Remana Beach was exactly what we’d hoped for — soft sand, crystal-clear water, and hardly another tourist in sight. A slice of paradise… with one small twist: the restaurant we chose had no toilet. None. Fortunately, we’d made a pit stop en route. Crisis narrowly avoided.

As for the restaurant, it was rustic with a capital R, but charming. We ordered a seafood platter and a steak. Then we waited. And waited. And waited. Turns out, our meal was being cooked on an actual open fire out the back, like something out of a camping episode of MasterChef: Survival Edition. But honestly? Totally worth it.

The wine? Surprisingly decent for a beach shack. The food? Fresh, beautifully cooked, and so attractively plated that we briefly considered taking up food photography. The bill? An eye-watering, jaw-dropping, are-you-sure-this-is-right £14 for the entire meal and drinks. For context, that’s what one sad airport sandwich costs in the UK.

We dipped in the sea between sips of wine and bites of grilled prawns, and all was well in the world. Eventually, full and salty, we climbed back into our trusty tuk-tuk and headed for the ship — ready for our next stop: Nosy Be.

Moral of the story? Sometimes the best days are the ones that go a little sideways. Especially when they end with seafood, sandy toes, and wine you didn’t have to remortgage your house for.

Nosy Be

Lokobe Nature Reserve

Madagascar’s answer to a tropical paradise, where the lemurs are friendlier than your neighbour’s cat and the canoes come with a complimentary upper-body workout.

Our journey began as we disembarked from our cruise ship, stepping into a bustling port teeming with enthusiastic locals eager to offer excursions. It felt like being the last cookie at a bake sale—everyone wanted a piece of us.

After navigating through a sea of persuasive tour operators, we finally located our designated guide. We waited briefly for four fellow adventurers to join us, during which time we practiced our polite decline skills with other eager vendors.

Our chariot—a minibus with character—whisked us away through the scenic landscapes of Nosy Be. Our guide, a fountain of knowledge, shared insights about the island’s flora, fauna, and the occasional anecdote that may or may not have been embellished for dramatic effect.

Upon arrival at the edge of the Lokobe Nature Reserve, we were introduced to our next mode of transport: traditional dugout canoes. These charming vessels required us to paddle and occasionally bail out water, adding an unexpected arm workout to our itinerary.

Inside the reserve, we were greeted by guides with eyes sharper than a hawk’s. They pointed out lemurs leaping from trees, chameleons blending into leaves, and snakes that, thankfully, were more interested in sunbathing than us. Holding a snake was a highlight—nothing says “vacation” like a reptile draped over your shoulders.

The terrain was rugged, and my choice of white trainers quickly proved to be a rookie mistake. They now carry the earthy hues of Madagascar—a fashionable souvenir, if you ask me.

One of the most enchanting moments was interacting with the black lemurs, the reserve’s iconic residents. These curious creatures, known for their expressive eyes and playful antics, approached us with a mix of caution and curiosity. With guidance from our knowledgeable guides, we offered them pieces of banana, which they accepted delicately from our hands. Feeling their tiny fingers grasp the fruit was both surreal and heartwarming—a true highlight of the trip.

Lokobe Nature Reserve is a biodiversity hotspot, home to an impressive array of flora and fauna. As we ventured deeper into the forest, our guides pointed out:

  • Nosy Be Panther Chameleons: These vibrant reptiles showcased their color-changing abilities, blending seamlessly with the foliage.
  • Leaf-Tailed Geckos: Masters of camouflage, these geckos were nearly indistinguishable from the tree bark they clung to.
  • Boas and Tree Snakes: Non-venomous and surprisingly docile, these snakes added an element of excitement to our trek.
  • Frogs and Geckos: Their vivid colors and unique calls added to the symphony of the forest.
  • Endemic Birds: From the Madagascar pygmy kingfisher to various vangas, bird enthusiasts would find plenty to admire.

After our trek, we returned to our canoes, which were now ingeniously tied together and towed by a motorised boat. Picture a conga line of canoes gliding through the water—a sight as amusing as it was unique.

Our adventure concluded with a meal at a quaint local restaurant. The spread included potatoes, rice, bread, seafood, chicken, and fruit. It was simple, hearty, and the perfect end to our escapade.

On our way back to the ship, we stopped at a local market, immersing ourselves in the vibrant culture and picking up a few souvenirs to commemorate our unforgettable day.

In summary, our £60 Viator tour to Lokobe Reserve was a delightful blend of adventure, nature, and cultural immersion. Just remember to wear appropriate footwear and be prepared for a day full of surprises and smiles.

The flora was equally captivating, with towering canarium trees, strangler figs, and a variety of orchids and ferns thriving in the humid jungle air. Many of these plants have medicinal properties and are used by local communities, adding a layer of cultural significance to the natural beauty.

Our day at Lokobe Nature Reserve was a harmonious blend of adventure, education, and cultural immersion. From paddling through mangroves to sharing a meal with locals, every moment was a testament to the rich tapestry of life in Madagascar. If you ever find yourself in Nosy Be, don’t miss the opportunity to experience this natural wonder—just remember to leave the white trainers at home.

Travel Tips

Traveling to Madagascar offers an unparalleled experience with its unique biodiversity and vibrant culture. However, to ensure a safe and enjoyable trip, consider the following tips:

Safety and Security

  • Stay Vigilant: Petty crimes like pickpocketing are common, especially in urban areas such as Antananarivo. Be cautious in crowded places like markets and bus terminals.
  • Avoid Night Travel: Traveling after dark increases the risk of encountering armed bandits, particularly on main highways.
  • Use Reputable Services: Only book tours and transportation through reputable agencies or hotel recommendations to avoid scams.
  • Secure Your Belongings: Keep valuables out of sight, and avoid displaying signs of wealth. Use a money belt or neck wallet for important documents and cash.

Transportation Tips

  • Road Conditions: Many roads are in poor condition, and driving habits can be unpredictable. If you choose to drive, ensure you have an international driving permit and consider hiring a local driver.
  • Public Transport Caution: Avoid using “taxi-brousse” (bush taxis) as they are often overcrowded and involved in accidents.
  • Ferry Safety: If traveling by ferry, ensure the vessel is not overcrowded and has appropriate safety equipment. Avoid sea travel during bad weather conditions.

Health Precautions

  • Vaccinations: Consult with a healthcare provider at least 6 weeks before travel to receive recommended vaccinations, including those for malaria and dengue.
  • Water Safety: Tap water is unsafe to drink. Use bottled or purified water, and avoid ice in drinks.
  • Medical Facilities: Healthcare services are limited outside major cities. Ensure your travel insurance covers medical evacuation.
  • Emergency Numbers: Save key contacts: Police – 117, Fire Department – 118.

Wildlife and Nature

  • Respect Wildlife: While lemurs and other animals may appear friendly, avoid feeding or touching them to prevent potential diseases like rabies.
  • Insect Precautions: Wear protective clothing and use insect repellent to guard against bites from mosquitoes and other insects.
  • Swimming Safety: Avoid swimming in freshwater bodies to prevent infections like schistosomiasis. Stick to designated swimming areas and heed local advice.

Money and Scams

  • Currency: Carry enough cash, especially in rural areas where ATMs may be scarce. Use credit cards only at reputable establishments.
  • Avoid Scams: Be cautious of individuals posing as guides or officials. Always verify credentials and avoid unsolicited offers.

Cultural Etiquette

  • Local Taboos (Fady): Certain regions have specific taboos. Consult with local guides to ensure respectful behavior.
  • Identification: Always carry your passport, as police may conduct random ID checks.

By staying informed and cautious, you can enjoy the rich experiences Madagascar has to offer while ensuring your safety and well-being

Things to do

1. Tsingy de Bemaraha National Park
Explore dramatic limestone formations and encounter various endemic species in this UNESCO World Heritage Site.

2. Avenue of the Baobabs
Visit this iconic stretch near Morondava, lined with ancient baobab trees, especially picturesque at sunrise and sunset.

3. Andasibe-Mantadia National Park
Discover lush rainforests teeming with biodiversity, including the largest lemur species, the indri.

4. Nosy Be
Enjoy beach activities, snorkeling, and diving in this island off Madagascar’s northwest coast, known for its clear waters and coral reefs.

5. Île Sainte-Marie (Nosy Boraha)
Relax on pristine beaches, explore historical sites, and partake in seasonal whale watching on this tranquil east coast island.

6. Isalo National Park
Trek through sandstone formations, canyons, and natural pools, observing lemurs and unique landscapes.

7. Antananarivo
Experience the capital’s rich history and culture by exploring royal palaces, bustling markets, and museums.

8. Ranomafana National Park
Visit this rainforest reserve, home to several lemur species, including the rare golden bamboo lemur.

9. Ankarana National Park
Explore limestone formations, caves, and underground rivers, and observe various lemur species and reptiles.

10. Ifaty
Relax on sandy beaches and explore coral reefs in this southwest coastal area, ideal for snorkeling and diving.

11. Ramena Beach
Located approximately 18 kilometers from Diego Suarez, Ramena Beach is a serene coastal destination known for its soft white sands and calm, shallow waters.

12. Lokobe Nature Reserve
Situated on Nosy Be island, Lokobe Nature Reserve is the last remaining primary forest in the region. Accessible only by traditional canoe.

Weather

Temp – Celsius
Rain – mm
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
High Temp 30 30 31 31 30 29 29 29 30 31 31 31
Low Temp 22 22 22 22 21 19 18 18 19 20 21 22
Rainfall 410 400 250 100 50 30 30 40 40 60 120 230
Number of days 24 21 19 14 7 6 6 6 7 10 14 20

 

Cape Town

Cape Town

Staying at The President Hotel

Located in Bantry Bay, one of Cape Town’s most exclusive and wind-sheltered neighbourhoods, the President Hotel enjoys a prime seafront location with sweeping views of the Atlantic Ocean and Lion’s Head mountain.

We booked through Destination 2 https://www.destination2.co.uk/  at a cost of £170 a night for a sea view room.

This stylish 4-star hotel combines modern comfort with relaxed coastal elegance. The rooms are spacious, well-equipped, and many come with private balconies offering panoramic sea or mountain views—the perfect spot to enjoy a morning coffee or evening sunset.

The pool area is a standout feature. Surrounded by loungers and palm trees, the sparkling infinity pool looks out over the ocean and makes for an ideal afternoon retreat. Whether you’re in for a refreshing swim or simply relaxing with a cocktail poolside, it’s a serene oasis in the heart of the city.

 

And then there’s breakfast—an experience in itself. Served in The Islands Restaurant, the morning spread is nothing short of spectacular, with an abundance of choice: fresh pastries, hot breakfast classics, a healthy selection of fruits and yoghurts, and even made-to-order options. It’s the kind of breakfast that justifies a second (or third) helping.

A fun bonus? British Airways cabin crew are often spotted staying at the hotel, which feels like a reassuring stamp of approval from seasoned global travellers who know a good hotel when they see one.

Whether you’re winding down after a day of sightseeing or fuelling up for the next adventure, the President Hotel offers a perfect blend of style, comfort, and top-notch hospitality in one of Cape Town’s best-loved locations.

Short Cruise around Cape Town

Before we got swept up in mountain cable cars, curious penguins, and impromptu Jeep transfers near lions (yes, really), we kicked things off with something a little gentler: a 90-minute cruise from the V&A Waterfront.

We booked this through Viator https://www.viator.com at a cost of £17 each which was exceptionally good value.

 

 

The cruise itself was smooth sailing, with just enough gentle bobbing to remind you you’re at sea, but not enough to spill your drink (which, if you’re wondering, is the perfect cruise-to-wine-glass ratio). A salty breeze, glorious sunshine, and that unbeatable sense of “this is the life” made for a brilliant start to the trip.

Then came the dolphins.

Out of nowhere, a small pod of them appeared, playfully dancing in the boat’s wake like they’d rehearsed it. Of course, the moment we reached for our cameras, they vanished—leaving behind nothing but ripples and a boat full of people pretending they definitely did get a photo, honest. (They were probably snickering behind the waves.)

Still, even without the photographic evidence, it was a magical moment—and one of those little surprises that make travel so memorable.

By the time we cruised back into the harbour, with Table Mountain still standing proudly in the morning light, we all agreed: this wasn’t just a scenic boat ride—it was the perfect way to ease into our Cape Town adventure.

V&A Waterfront: Dining, Seals & a Whole Lot of Charm

Whether it’s your first day in Cape Town or your last, a visit to the V&A Waterfront is simply a must. Set against the backdrop of Table Mountain and overlooking the harbour, this vibrant, world-class destination is more than just a shopping district—it’s a lively, sensory-rich experience where history, culture, and entertainment come together seamlessly.

The Victoria & Alfred Waterfront is one of the most visited destinations on the African continent, and it’s easy to see why. The area is home to over 80 restaurants, cafés, and bars, offering everything from fresh-off-the-boat seafood to gourmet fine dining and global cuisine. Whether you’re craving sushi, steak, a Cape Malay curry, or just a good cup of coffee and a view, you’ll find it here—with many establishments boasting outdoor seating and spectacular waterside views.

As you stroll along the harbour’s edge, don’t be surprised to spot a local celebrity or two—and by that, we mean Cape fur seals. These playful marine mammals often haul themselves out of the water to bask in the sun along the quayside or on specially designed seal platforms. They’re a delightful and unexpected part of the Waterfront experience, always ready to pose for a few photos (though at a respectful distance, of course).

The V&A Waterfront isn’t just about eating (though let’s be honest—you will eat again). You can splurge on crafts you didn’t know you needed at the Watershed, spin slowly over the city on the Cape Wheel while questioning your life choices, and stare at fish with a mix of awe and mild hunger at the Two Oceans Aquarium. Hop on a boat tour to Robben Island or just wave at seals pretending to be chill influencers. There’s street music that’ll make you dance , local art to pretend you understand, and shopping so good it’ll make your bank app sweat. And if all else fails—grab a coffee and watch tourists battle pigeons for their lunch.

It’s not just a stop—it’s a destination in its own right, and one that will leave you wanting to return before you’ve even left.

Half Day City Tour with Tabletop Mountain

Our second day began with a half-day city tour, offering a fantastic introduction to Cape Town’s rich history, iconic landmarks, and stunning scenery. It’s the perfect way to get a feel for the city’s character—diverse, dynamic, and undeniably beautiful.

We booked this through Viator https://www.viator.comat a cost of £52 each 

Castle of Good Hope

One of the standout stops was the Castle of Good Hope, the oldest surviving colonial building in South Africa. This 17th-century pentagonal fortress is steeped in history, with exhibits on early Cape life, military history, and colonial architecture. It’s a must-visit for anyone with a curiosity about the city’s past.

Houses of Parliament

But the true centrepiece of the day was undoubtedly Table Mountain, one of the New7Wonders of Nature and Cape Town’s most famous natural landmark.

To reach the summit, we boarded the Table Mountain Aerial Cableway—a marvel in itself. The large cable car has a revolving floor, which means everyone gets 360-degree views of the city, mountain cliffs, and coastline during the ascent. No need to elbow your way to a window; just relax and let the floor do the turning.

At the top, the views are absolutely breathtaking, with multiple viewing platforms offering different perspectives of the city below, the Atlantic Ocean, Lion’s Head, Signal Hill, and even Robben Island in the distance. The summit is surprisingly expansive, with well-maintained paths, quiet corners, and plenty of photo opportunities. There’s also a café and gift shop, should you fancy a snack with a view or a souvenir to take home.

Even if you’re not typically one for mountaintop adventures, the ease of access and the sheer beauty of the surroundings make this experience unforgettable.

Beyond Table Mountain and the Castle of Good Hope, Cape Town offers an array of sights that can be explored during or outside the formal city tour:

Bo-Kaap
  • Bo-Kaap

Entrance to Company Gardens

This tour struck the perfect balance between history, natural beauty, and cultural charm—leaving us with a newfound appreciation for just how much Cape Town has to offer in every direction.

Game Drives, Jeep Drama & Dozing Lions at Aquila

Just when we thought Cape Town had given us everything—mountains, penguins, ocean views, and breakfast buffets to write home about—we added one more unforgettable experience to the list: a safari day trip to Aquila Private Game Reserve.

We booked through Viator https://www.viator.com at a cost of £120 each.

Located about two hours from Cape Town, Aquila offers a chance to see the Big Five without venturing too far into the wild. We even saw a 4 day old Giraffe and a 3 month old Rhino (so cute). It’s a perfect add-on if you’re itching for a taste of safari life, and trust us—this taste came with a twist.

The reserve is stunning, with wide open plains, dramatic mountain backdrops, and all the iconic animals you’d hope for. Things were going smoothly as we rumbled through the bush in our open-air 4×4 safari vehicle, cameras at the ready, eyes peeled for anything that moved (or didn’t—rocks can be deceiving).

 

Then, in true safari style, we had a bit of a technical hiccup: our Jeep broke down.

Now, ordinarily, this might raise a few eyebrows—but we were assured this was all part of the adventure. Our guides sprang into action with impressive calm and efficiency. A rescue Jeep was sent in no time, and we were swiftly transferred to safety… just a short distance from lions.

Fortunately, these majestic cats were clearly in post-meal bliss mode, lounging under the trees like they’d just finished Christmas lunch. Full bellies, sleepy eyes, not a care in the world. If anything, we were more likely to be ignored than noticed. Still, there’s nothing quite like hopping between safari vehicles with lions nearby to make you feel very, very alive.

Once safely aboard our new ride, the tour continued through the reserve, and we spotted zebras, rhinos, giraffes, and more. Every turn delivered another photo opportunity—or at least another excuse to whisper “wow” for the hundredth time.

While we only visited for the day, we couldn’t help but notice how beautiful the accommodation at Aquila looked. Think stylish thatched lodges, warm natural décor, and—wait for it—a swim-up pool bar. Yes, really. We weren’t entirely sure if we were on safari or checking into a luxury island resort, but either way, it was calling our names.

Whether you go for a day or stay overnight, Aquila offers a brilliant mix of wild beauty and creature comforts—with just a dash of Jeep-related drama to keep things interesting.

Penguins, Peaks & Peninsula Magic

The final full day began with one of the true highlights of the entire trip: a visit to Boulders Bay. For anyone who’s seen the delightful Netflix documentary Penguin Town, you’ll know this spot isn’t just beautiful—it’s heartwarming, fascinating, and unforgettable.

We booked an Uber and arrange with the driver for a full day at a cost of £45.

This sheltered beach in Simon’s Town is home to a thriving colony of African penguins, a protected species that has made this area their permanent—and very popular—residence. The moment you arrive, you’ll understand why this place was on our bucket list. Seeing the stars of Penguin Town in real life, waddling between sun-warmed boulders or darting through the shallows, is pure joy.

There are wooden walkways for observing the penguins up close without disturbing their natural behaviour, and several secluded swimming beaches, where visitors can take a dip in the clear, calm waters. Yes—you can actually swim at Boulders Bay! And on some lucky days, you may find yourself sharing the water with a curious penguin or two. (They’re used to humans, but it’s best to keep a respectful distance—no selfies with flippers, please.)

Boulders Bay is also an important conservation site, managed by SANParks, with strict protections in place to keep the penguins safe. There are informative signs throughout the area, and one particularly charming (and important) detail: signs in the car park advising visitors to check under their cars. Why? Because the penguins, being inquisitive little creatures, sometimes take shelter in the shade under parked vehicles. It’s a small but telling example of how closely these birds live alongside humans—and how seriously their protection is taken.

This visit wasn’t just another photo opportunity—it was a heartfelt experience, full of character, charm, and conservation. If you’re already a fan of Penguin Town, it feels like stepping into the documentary itself.

After saying our goodbyes to the penguins at Boulders Bay, we hit the road for one of the most scenic drives : the legendary Chapman’s Peak Drive.

This route is what happens when a civil engineer falls in love with a mountain and decides to carve a road into its side just to show it off. With 114 curves hugging the rugged cliffs between Noordhoek and Hout Bay, it’s a drive where every turn offers a new gasp-worthy view of the Atlantic Ocean crashing against the rocks below.

There are plenty of viewpoints and lay-bys where you can hop out for a photo—or twenty. Just be warned: no matter how many pictures you take, none will quite capture how majestic it feels to be there in person. The wind in your hair, the smell of the sea, and that “how-is-this-even-real” kind of silence? That’s something a camera just can’t steal.

From there, the road led us to Camps Bay, Cape Town’s answer to the French Riviera—only with better views and friendlier penguins (well, nearby). This upscale beachfront suburb is famous for its palm-lined promenade, white sandy beach, and the always-impressive Twelve Apostles mountain range standing tall in the background like nature’s bodyguards.

Camps Bay has a lively atmosphere, perfect for a late lunch, early cocktail, or serious people-watching. The beachfront is dotted with stylish cafés, bars, and seafood restaurants, where you can sip something cold, nibble something delicious, and bask in the golden afternoon sun like a very content seal.

Whether you’re dipping your toes in the chilly Atlantic or lounging with a sundowner in hand, Camps Bay offers the perfect end to a day that’s already delivered penguins, mountain passes, and unforgettable views.

Summary of Our Cape Town Adventures

Cape Town feels like the perfect host—welcoming you with stunning ocean and mountain views, delicious food, and a variety of unforgettable experiences. The trip started at The President Hotel, where waking up to panoramic sea and mountain scenes quickly became the highlight of the morning coffee routine.

A gentle 90-minute cruise from the V&A Waterfront set the tone, with a surprise appearance from playful dolphins reminding us that nature loves to show off here. The Waterfront itself is a lively mix of great dining, charming local wildlife (seals included), and plenty of shopping and entertainment options to keep things interesting.

A half-day city tour combined history and spectacular sights, with the rotating cable car ride up Table Mountain offering breathtaking views that are hard to beat. The safari at Aquila brought some unexpected excitement when our jeep broke down near some very relaxed lions—proof that even adventure has its moments of “hold on a second.”

Boulders Bay delighted with its colony of African penguins, waddling around as if they own the place (which, in a way, they do). Finishing with the scenic Chapman’s Peak Drive and the stylish vibe of Camps Bay was the perfect way to soak in Cape Town’s natural beauty and vibrant atmosphere.

All in all, Cape Town delivers a well-rounded mix of awe-inspiring sights, wildlife encounters, and laid-back coastal charm—making it a destination that’s hard to forget.

Travel Tips for Cape Town

Currency & Payments

  • Currency: South African Rand (ZAR or R)

  • Credit/debit cards are widely accepted in urban areas

  • Keep small amounts of cash for tips, markets, and rural areas

  • Use ATMs located in secure places such as banks or malls

  • Tipping: 10–15% is customary in restaurants and for services

Communication

  • Country Dial Code: +27

  • Emergency Numbers:

    • General Emergency (from mobile): 112

    • Police: 10111

    • Ambulance/Fire: 10177

  • SIM cards available at the airport and retailers (MTN, Vodacom, Telkom, Cell C)

  • Passport required to register SIMs (RICA compliance)

  • Wi-Fi is common in hotels, cafés, and restaurants

  • Consider a local data plan for convenience

Safety & Security

  • Stay in tourist-friendly areas like the V&A Waterfront, Camps Bay, and Constantia

  • Avoid walking alone after dark in quiet or poorly lit areas

  • Use Uber or Bolt instead of hailing taxis on the street

  • Avoid displaying valuables such as phones, jewelry, and cameras

  • Use hotel safes for passports and spare cash

  • Hike in groups, during daylight, and on marked trails (e.g., Table Mountain, Lion’s Head)

  • Refer to https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/south-africa for updates

Health & Vaccinations

  • No required vaccinations for travelers from the UK

  • Recommended vaccinations: Hepatitis A, Tetanus, Typhoid

  • Yellow Fever certificate required if arriving from risk countries

  • High-quality private healthcare available (travel insurance strongly recommended)

  • Tap water is generally safe, but bottled water is commonly used by visitors

Climate & Clothing

  • Best time to visit:

    • December to February for summer and beaches

    • March to May for hiking and mild weather

  • Dress in layers to handle changing weather

  • Bring sun protection: sunscreen, sunglasses, hat

  • Wear comfortable walking or hiking shoes

Cultural Tips

  • English is widely spoken

  • Greetings and polite behaviour are appreciated

  • Plug types: M (South African), C (European)

  • Voltage: 230V, 50Hz – bring a universal adapter

  • Top Things to Do in Cape Town

1. Table Mountain
Take the Aerial Cableway to the summit for panoramic views, or hike if you’re feeling adventurous.

2. V&A Waterfront Cruise
Sail into the bay for a fresh perspective on the city and views of Table Mountain. Dolphin sightings are a bonus.

3. Bo-Kaap

Is known for its colourful houses and cobbled streets.

4. Aquila Private Game Reserve
A full or half-day safari within reach of Cape Town. Spot the Big Five and enjoy luxury facilities.

5. V&A Waterfront
Cape Town’s top shopping and dining district. Includes attractions like the Two Oceans Aquarium and Zeitz MOCAA.

6. Chapman’s Peak Drive
One of the most scenic coastal drives in the world, offering dramatic views and great photo stops.

7. Camps Bay
Trendy beachfront suburb known for its restaurants, white sand, and the backdrop of the Twelve Apostles.

8. City Highlights Tour
Includes Bo-Kaap, the Castle of Good Hope, Company’s Garden, Long Street, and Greenmarket Square.

Weather

Temp – Celsius
Rain – mm
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
High Temp 28 28 27 25 22 19 19 19 20 24 25 27
Low Temp 17 17 15 12 10 8 7 7 9 11 14 16
Rainfall 12 8 17 45 85 80 85 70 45 30 17 11
Number of days 2 2 3 6 9 10 10 10 7 5 3 2
Average daily temperatures and rainfall

 

Marrakech

Marrakech is one of the most chaotic, colourful and entertaining places we’ve ever visited. Imagine somebody took an all inclusive hotel, a giant maze, a motorbike rally and a spice market… then threw them all together in 35-degree heat.

And somehow, it works beautifully.

From the moment we landed, Marrakech felt exciting. Slightly overwhelming… but exciting.

Travel to Marrakech

We flew from Manchester Airport with Ryanair and managed to get flights for around £120 return including priority boarding and a 10kg case, which in today’s world feels like we’d committed some kind of airline fraud. We booked through https://www.skyscanner.net.

Because we live in Leeds, we decided to fly back into Leeds Bradford Airport instead of Manchester. This seemed like a smart idea at the time. We appreciated it greatly when we were exhausted, slightly dehydrated and mentally unable to face the M62.

Marrakech airport

Getting through Marrakech Airport was surprisingly easy. Passport control moved quicker than expected and within no time we were outside expecting to see our transfer driver proudly holding a sign with our name on it like in the movies.

He was not there.

Neither was anybody else remotely interested in helping us.

The airport WiFi was about as reliable as British summer weather, so after standing around for 40 minutes slowly melting in the heat and questioning our life choices, we admitted defeat and got a taxi to the hotel for around £17.

A great start.

Accommodation

We stayed at the Valeria Dar Atlas which we booked through Destination2 for around £82 per night all inclusive for two people.

Having read some of the TripAdvisor reviews beforehand, we were fully prepared to arrive somewhere resembling a prison canteen with sunbeds.

But honestly? We were pleasantly surprised.

The hotel grounds were lovely with palm trees, pools and plenty of places to sit with a drink pretending we lived a glamorous lifestyle.

The room was clean, spacious and absolutely fine for what we paid. Was it ultra luxury? No. Did we care while drinking cocktails in the sunshine? Also no.

Rooms

The rooms were very basic but adequate for our needs. We had 3 single beds, a wardrobe (no drawers, a fridge (didn’t work) and a small table. The bathroom had a hair dyer (very slow), mirror and shower. There was a separate toilet which was handy. We also had a balcony with two plastic chairs and a plastic table both of which had seen better days. The rooms were cleaned daily but fresh towels and clean bedding were not always provided.

Food

Breakfast

Each morning you could have fresh eggs and omelettes which were cooked outside. At the food stations inside there was scrambled eggs, sausage, potatoes, vegetables, cereal, and pancakes. There was also a decent selection of meats, cheeses, salads, pastries and breads.

Lunch

Each day there was cooking outside which usually consisted of pizza, burgers, chips and paninis. At the food stations there was always a fish dish, a chicken dish and a meat dish. The lamb tagine was delicious. Alongside the main dishes there were plenty of very fresh salads, vegetables, breads and deserts. There was a drinks machine for soft drinks and also a coffee machine. There was a small bar in the dining room where wine was served. The wine surprisingly was quite good, maybe thanks to the French influence.

Dinner

The food selection for Dinner was similar to that provided at lunch, minus the outside cooking. In the evening they did try and make it a bit smarter than at lunch with table covers on the tables and waiter service for drinks. We asked for a ice bucket for our wine which was willingly provided – from then on each evening our wine was brought to our table with an ice bucket thanks to a fantastic waiter called Ayoub.

Drinks

Drinks were limited to beers, wines, sangria and a small selection of cocktails. Again as we had not paid a lot we did not expect a great deal. During the day the drinks were served in paper cups which they often ran out of. There is a pool bar which serves soft drinks, beers and wine. If you want any other alcoholic drink you have to go to the inside bar. There is always a long queue no matter which bar you go to or what time of day. There are some cocktails that you can pay 80 dhr for which is around £6.30. There is also fresh orange juice and slushies available that cost 20 dhr, around £1.60. We often bought the slushies and added vodka to them which made for a refreshing drink.

Pool scene

The pool area became our recovery zone after every trip into Marrakech itself.

There’s something magical about lying on a sunbed with a cocktail after spending several hours in the Medina fighting for survival against mopeds and market traders.

The pools are a decent size. The hotel goes to great lengths to keep the outside areas clean and there were always staff walking aound and clearing up empty cups and glasses.

Entertainment

The entertainment team were really keen and full of energy throughout the day. There were activities all day long including yoga, darts, aqua aerobics water polo and dancing. In the evening there was a children’s disco followed by dancing and music for adults. We could not fault the entertainment team especially for a all inclusive of this standard (4 star).

Every Saturday they have a foam party which is great fun. Everyone was dancing and jumping around including the entertainment team who try to get people involved but were never pushy.

Hotel grounds

The hotel is set in lovely grounds which included a small lake with ducks and ducklings. The grounds are well maintained and attractive.

Summary of hotel

We had read some rather negative reviews prior to arriving at the hotel therefore we did not expect it to be as good as it was. All of the staff work tirelessly and do their best to ensure you had a good time. It is not 5 star standard but we did not pay 5 star prices. We spoke with the manager (Saber Fajr) about the issue with the fridge and also enquired if we could have a late check out which he immediately sorted. Saber was speaking to other guests too and was genuinely interested in ensuring that guests were enjoying their stay.

Obviously there are some issues that the hotel could improve on that in our opinion would not cost a lot to rectify. We thoroughly enjoyed our stay here. It was fantastic value for money. We would definitely go back to this hotel if it was still available at a good price.

Tuk Tuk tour

We booked the Tuk Tuk tour through viator http://www.viator.com at a cost of £52 for 2 people.

We met our guide at the front of the Koutoubia Mosque. From our hotel this was a 30 minute taxi ride at a cost of 150 Dhr which is around £12.

Jardin Majorella Gardens

This is the first stop the tour takes you to. You have to book the tickets in advance as you can not pay on the day. There is an official site http://tickets.jardinmajorelle.com to buy the tickets on at 165 Dhr which is around £13.

Bahia Palace

There is an entrance fee of 100 Dhr per person which is around £8. As we had arrived at the Palace early in the morning it was pretty quiet but did start to fill up fairly quickly. There are lots of small rooms leading off from the main courtyard which we could imagine would be a be difficult to go in and out of during busy times.

Our driver gave us enough time to see the palace and read about its history. The Palace is very ornate. There was so much to take in and look at. You could easily spend a good few hours looking at this spectacular building.

Saadian Tombs

Built in the 16th century, the tombs, walls and ceilings are decorated with colourful tiles, mosaics and carvings. The architecture of the buildings is amazing. Again there was an entrance fee of 100 Dhr which is around £4. This is only a small place so does not take much to look around.

Tannery

When we arrived at the Tannery we were greeted by an elderly gentleman who gave us some fresh mint. He advised us that this was to mask the smell of the tannery which it did thank goodness! He explained to us what happens at the tannery and how the leather is treated and then made in to goods such as belts, bags, shoes and clothing.

He advised that all the workers live on site but the owners live in a big house elsewhere. At the end of the tour he took us to the leather shop. There was no hard sell we were able to just browse at our own time.

Souks

Marrakech is home to three main Souks ( Souk Semmarine, Souk El-k and Souk Nejjarine) The Souks are a hive of activity with lots of vibrant colours and the pleasant smells of food. It was great fun on the Tuk Tuk taking in the sights as he weaved in and out of the crowds. We managed to see so much and cover a lot of ground in the Souk. Not only were there people walking around the Souks but we also saw many other forms of transport including donkeys, bicycles, motor bikes, tuk tuks and vans all trying to make their way through the narrow streets.

As we were on the Tuk Tuk we did not get hassled as much as we would have done on foot. It appears that you can buy almost anything in the Souks. The main attraction in the Souks for the English tourists is the fake branded shops.

Main Square

This area attracts a lot of both tourists and locals. In the main square there are a lot of traditional street food places to eat at, serving an impressive range of dishes and many local families visit on an evening due to the quality of the food and the cost.

In the main square you will also see the traditional snake charmers who ask for money to have your photo taken with them. We opted out of this as don’t agree with the way the snakes are treated. There were also men with monkeys on chains who asked for money to have a photo taken with them but again this is very cruel and we do not agree with this therefore we did not have our photo taken. We appreciate that they have a living to make but we felt this was morally wrong.

Street Food Tour

We booked the street food tour through Viator https://www.viator.com/tours/england at a cost of £25 each. We were met by our guide Abdul at Argana Café which is near the main square. Abdul was very engaging as soon as he met us. As we walked through the narrow streets he was explaining about the area and the customs of the people. The bread shop he was going to take us to was actually closed therefore he took us to our first food tasting which was snails.

Babouch (Snails)

The snails were served in a small bowl with a sauce to dip them in. Abdul called the dip snail juice. It had been a long time since we had tasted snails therefore we did not know what to expect. Although the snails did taste ok it seemed a lot of effort for such little mouthfuls. Abdul advised that this was very popular with families during the evening.

Magic Bread

This was amazing and very filling. The bread is similar to a pitta bread. To begin with they open it up and spread olive oil on it. It is then filled with potato, cheese, onions and egg. This is then served with a chilli sauce to add yourself to your taste and tea. As it was getting towards evening time it was very popular with locals. Each person serving was working non-stop due to the amount of customers. There weren’t many tourists eating here but that’s the point of the street food tour – to try local food, and we like to eat where the locals eat.

Harira

This is a soup-like dish again popular with the locals. The nearest thing we could compare it to was that it was similar to minestrone soup. This was served with sweet pastries and dates. Due to the popularity of the street food the quantities cooked are vast. The Harira was cooked in very large pots.

Masamen

Masamen is very similar to pancakes. It can be served as a sweet dish with honey or savoury which is stuffed with cheese. We ate this at a café style venue served with tea. Abdul informed us about the art of pouring the tea. He advised that tea needs to be poured from a height to create a froth. With out the froth the tea isn’t prepared properly.

Olives

We went to the madina to try some local olives. There were many stores selling the olives in one street. Abdul advised that there is no competition between the stalls as they all sell at the same price and know each other well. He advised that all of the stall owners are friends and socialise together. The variation of olives available was something we had never seen before nor did we know there were so many varieties.

Nuts

Again we ate them in the madina. Lots of stalls were selling the nuts. A vast variety of nuts from some that were quite salty and others that were in a sweet coating with sesame seeds. Abdul our guide asked the stall owner to put a mixed variety in a bag for us to try – they were delicious.

Panashi

Panashi is a smoothie type of drink made with a mixture of fruits. It is so full of flavour and if we had not eaten so much already we would definitely have had another of these. As it was getting later in to the evening the food places were becoming very full. There were queues at most of the street food vendors.

Khodnjal

This a tea which is made from thirteen different herbs. The tea is said to help the locals stay healthy and keep coughs and colds away. This is a very strong tea with a lovely herbal smell.

Mixed Sandwich

This was our final stop on the food tour. It was so busy with queues to order the food and wait for it to be cooked. The mixed sandwich was similar to a kebab in the UK. It consisted of meat or chicken, onions, peppers and cheese in a bread similar to a pitta bread. Unfortunately by this time we had eaten so much we could not eat it therefore we got it to take away.

Summary of tour

Abdul was an excellent guide who told us all about the food, the ingredients, the origins and the customs. If we hadn’t gone on the tour we would not have known where to eat to experience the variation in the Moroccan food. They always say eat where the locals eat to have the best traditional food and this was definitely the case with this food tour. We thoroughly enjoyed the whole experience.

Breakfast and camel ride in Agafay Desert

We had booked the excursion through viator https://www.viator.com/tours/england at a cost of £18 each. On the day we booked to do the activity we got up at 6am as we were being picked up at 7am. We waited until 8am but nobody turned up. We tried calling a number which we were given for the tour operated but this did not exist therefore we contacted Viator who also couldn’t get in touch with them. We sent several emails but still no response. Later that day we got a whatsapp message apologising.

We arranged to do the trip the following day so another early start! Thankfully the transfer arrived on time. The journey to the camp took around 40 minutes. Part of the way there we had to change vehicle to an off road vehicle due to the terrain.

Breakfast

When we arrived at our destination we were shown to where we would eat our breakfast. This consisted of pancakes, soft cheese, bread, jams, cake, water, tea or orange juice. Other people had eggs but they had run out by the time we got there. The surroundings and breakfast were nothing like the photo on Viator (see above image taken from Viator website). The pancakes/bread was so hard it was difficult to chew them.

Pool

The owner of the camp advised that we could use the swimming pool due to the error with the booking and the no-show from the driver the previous day. The swimming pool is in a lovely setting therefore we were looking forward to having a swim in it. The pool is well maintained with nice sun loungers.

Camel Ride

After breakfast we were taken for our camel ride. The saddles for the camels were made of an hessian type of material which actually rubbed your legs. One of the camels was very unruly and tried to throw me (Debbie) off on more than one occasion. It also tried biting the guide several times. We were taken by camel to the top of a large hill with views over looking over the desert and camp. We were able to feed the camels too, however we were a bit apprehensive regarding the camel which had tried several times to bite the guide.

After the camel ride we were taken back to the camp. The owner stated if we wanted to use the pool we would have to stay until 4pm when a driver would be returning to Marrakech. As we were going home that day we were not able to stay until that time. Originally the owner advised we could use the pool for an hour or two then someone would take us back to the hotel – he then changed his mind for what ever reason.

Summary of Breakfast and camel ride in Agafay Desert

Although we did not expect a lot due to the cost we did expect the driver to turn up. This could have been a fantastic experience if they had put a bit more effort into to the breakfast offering and included time in the pool. If they charged a bit more then this could be added to the experience. We were obviously disappointed when we were told we could use the pool for a short while but then told we needed to stay all day if we wanted to do this. Our advice would be to read reviews before booking and pay more for a better experience. Unfortunately we booked before realising there were no reviews.

Things to do

  • Visit the Atlas mountains and the 5 valleys.
  • Do a camel ride.
  • Do a street food tour.
  • Visit the medina and main square.
  • Grab a bargain in the Souks.
  • Do a balloon ride.
  • Ride the quads and dune buggies.
  • Take a Tuk Tuk ride around the main sites.
  • Visit Ouzould waterfalls

Top Tips

  • Book excursions prior to visiting Marrakech and read reviews.
  • Local currency can not be taken in or out of the country therefore ensure you know where to get your currency.
  • When booking an hotel try comparison sites for the best deal. We used Trivago https://www.trivago.co.uk/hotels/comparison
  • Research the hotel prior to booking.
  • Check out the dress code for certain tourist attractions.
  • Check out the UK Government website for security and safety advice when visiting Marrakech http://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/morocco
  • Morocco can get very hot in the summer months – check out the temperatures below for best time to visit Marrakech.
  • Check out the other destinations we have visited in Africa

Weather

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Istanbul

Travel to Istanbul

We took off from Manchester Airport on an afternoon EasyJet flight, feeling fancy with our pre-booked seats—a true luxury at £150 per person return. The catch? The fare only included a bag small enough to fit under the seat… ideally your own seat. Still, since we were only away for three nights, we embraced minimalist living—who needs wardrobe options when you can wear the same jeans in three different moods?

Executive lounge (Escape)

Before our flight, we decided to treat ourselves like the jet‑setters we clearly thought we were and booked into the Escape Lounge at Terminal 1 — a mere £36 each, which we justified as “an investment in relaxation” (and bacon). We booked directly with Manchester Airport, because nothing says luxury like cutting out the middleman.

After checking in at the front desk — trying our best to look like people who do this sort of thing all the time — we were ushered to our table, where breakfast awaited in all its glory. There was a full cooked spread: bacon, sausage, hash browns, beans, tomatoes and eggs (fried and scrambled, clearly catering to both adventurers and traditionalists).

As if that wasn’t enough to test our self‑control, there were breads, yoghurts, fruit, pastries and cereals — basically every food group that pairs well with guilt. By the time we’d finished “sampling” everything, we were fully ready to escape… straight into a food coma.

The lounge bar was so wonderfully quiet that getting a drink felt less like battling through a Friday night in Wetherspoons and more like having your own personal bartender on standby. Most drinks were included too, including sparkling wine in both white and rosé — because apparently nothing says “airport luxury” quite like sipping free fizz at 10am without judgement.

The food changed from breakfast to lunch whilst we were in the lounge. This included a variety of hot and cold food including sandwiches, crisps, cottage pie and a Thai chicken curry.

We arrived at the airport at 9.30pm Istanbul time, slightly tired but still optimistic and ready to begin our Turkish adventure. Finding the man holding a sign with our name on it was surprisingly easy — which, in hindsight, was probably the last thing that went smoothly that evening.

Unfortunately, after this triumphant moment of recognition, we then entered what felt like the extended director’s cut of Waiting for a Driver. Over 50 minutes later, including a trek down to the pick-up point worthy of an episode of Race Across the World, our transport finally arrived. We had booked the transfer through Booking.com at a cost of £30 each way, and at this point we were beginning to wonder whether the driver was travelling from Istanbul via Greece.

To be fair, once he did arrive, our driver — Muhammed Zahit Ozkilic, employed by Prime — was absolutely lovely. Friendly, helpful and probably the calmest person involved in the entire evening. On the plus side, the vehicle itself was luxurious, spotless and spacious enough to stretch out comfortably while we tried to convince ourselves the night could only get better from here. Spoiler alert: it could not.

Accommodation Nightmare

The journey into the old town of Istanbul took around 50 minutes. We had specifically chosen accommodation in this area because it was close to many of the main attractions we wanted to visit. Through Booking.com we had booked what appeared to be a spacious apartment for three nights at a cost of £160 — a bargain, we thought. Ah yes… the innocence.

The first warning sign came when we tried contacting the owners the day before travel through Booking.com and received no reply. During the journey from the airport we tried several more times, again with no response. Still, we remained hopeful. After all, what are holidays without a little unnecessary anxiety?

Then we arrived.

Except… there was no apartment building. No reception. No sign. Nothing. The address appeared to lead us to thin air. At this point it was after midnight, we were tired, confused and standing in the middle of Istanbul wondering if perhaps the apartment existed only spiritually.

We contacted Booking.com who informed us they would get back to us within 24 hours — which was incredibly reassuring considering we currently had nowhere to sleep except possibly a pavement near the Blue Mosque.

Thankfully, our driver Muhammed was an absolute star and genuinely tried his best to help us. He asked numerous locals if they knew of the apartment, but nobody had ever heard of it. This confirmed what we had already started to suspect: the apartment was about as real as my plans to pack light for a holiday.

It was clearly a scam, yet despite all of this, Booking.com have refused to refund the booking cost. Considering we had been loyal customers for years, we were far from impressed.

New accommodation at the Glorious Hotel

Glorious hotel

After discovering that our original “apartment” existed only in the imagination of a scammer, we then faced the delightful challenge of trying to find a hotel in Istanbul after midnight. Unsurprisingly, many places were either full or looked like the sort of establishment where you’d leave with fewer possessions than you arrived with.

Eventually, after what felt like a late-night episode of The Amazing Race: Istanbul Edition, we managed to secure a room at the Glorious Hotel at a cost of £180 for 3 nights. Thankfully, our wonderful driver Muhammed stayed with us the entire time, driving us around and refusing to abandon two stranded tourists wandering Istanbul with suitcases and rapidly fading patience. At this point he deserved honorary tour guide status — or possibly sainthood.

Rooms

The rooms at the hotel were fairly basic and on the cosy side — and by cosy, I mean if you opened your suitcase fully you risked blocking the fire exit. However, they were perfectly adequate for what we needed and, most importantly, they actually existed, which already put them ahead of our original accommodation.

The rooms were cleaned daily to a very high standard and fresh towels were provided every day too, which always makes you feel slightly more luxurious than you actually are. While we didn’t have the spacious apartment we had originally planned for, the rooms were comfortable enough for a city break where most of your time is spent out exploring (or recovering from accommodation trauma).

Wellness Area

One thing we absolutely did not expect was to discover a surprisingly impressive wellness area hidden away in the hotel basement like some sort of secret spa bunker.

For an additional charge, guests can use the sauna, steam room and traditional Turkish bath, with a variety of massage and beauty treatment packages available. Prices started from around 60 euros, which was actually very reasonable considering everything included.

The area itself was calm, relaxing and honestly the perfect place to recover after dragging your luggage around Istanbul questioning your life choices. If we had been staying longer, we definitely would have booked a treatment. It genuinely felt like discovering a little hidden gem tucked away beneath the hotel — proof that sometimes the best surprises are found underground in Istanbul… preferably not alongside your missing apartment.

Location

The hotel was located within around a 20-minute walk of the main sights in the Sultanahmet area, which turned out to be ideal for us. Before arriving, we had considered buying tickets for one of the hop-on hop-off buses, mainly because nothing says “tourist” quite like sitting on the top deck trying not to lose your sunglasses.

However, once we got there, we quickly realised the best way to explore Istanbul was simply on foot. We do enjoy walking when visiting new places, partly because you discover far more hidden streets, shops and cafés — and partly because it helps justify the amount of bread and baklava consumed on holiday.

Walking around also meant we stumbled across all sorts of things we would probably have missed from a bus, including tiny side streets, local markets and approximately 47 cats who clearly considered themselves official city tour guides.

For attractions slightly further afield, we used Uber which we found surprisingly reasonable compared to UK prices. It was quite refreshing to complete a journey without needing to remortgage the house afterwards.

Food and Drink

On an evening we usually ended up in the hotel restaurant bar for a relaxed drink before bed. A glass of wine and a bottle of beer came to around £10, which for a hotel was actually pretty reasonable — especially considering airport prices nowadays can leave you financially recovering for weeks.

One of the nicest unexpected parts of the trip was meeting a lovely group of Bulgarian guests who were also staying at the hotel. Each evening somehow turned into a little international nightcap gathering despite us all speaking different languages.

Thankfully, Google Translate stepped in like the hero nobody knew they needed. Conversations involved a lot of phones being passed around the table, dramatic facial expressions and occasional confusion, but somehow we all managed to communicate perfectly well — proof that wine, beer and technology really can bring people together.

We decided to try the hotel breakfast on our first morning since it was included in the price — and as any traveller knows, “included” food somehow feels impossible to turn down, even when you’re not entirely sure what half of it is.

Unfortunately, the breakfast wasn’t really to our taste. Most of the guests staying at the hotel were Turkish or Bulgarian, so the breakfast was very much catered towards them, which is completely fair enough when you’re visiting another country. It’s always good to experience local culture… even if at 8am your brain is desperately searching for toast and a brew.

Thankfully, eating out for breakfast in Istanbul was incredibly reasonable, with plenty of cafés and restaurants offering all sorts of options nearby. And honestly, when in Turkey, there’s apparently nothing wrong with starting your day with a doner kebab. Forget cereal — nothing says “ready for sightseeing” quite like questionable breakfast decisions involving grilled meat before 10am.

Sightseeing by foot

Grand Bazaar

Entrance to Grand Bazaar

Our first sightseeing stop in Istanbul was the famous Grand Bazaar — one of the oldest and largest covered markets in the world and apparently one of the very first shopping malls ever created. Proof, if any was needed, that humans have been impulse-buying things they don’t need for centuries.

As it was a Saturday, the Bazaar was absolutely heaving with people from every corner of the globe. If you dislike crowds, personal space invasion or being enthusiastically invited into shops every seven seconds, then this may not be your ideal relaxing afternoon stroll. At times the walkways were so packed that moving forward became less “shopping experience” and more “slow-moving human traffic jam.”

The shopkeepers were incredibly persistent and seemed to possess a supernatural ability to spot tourists from 400 metres away. Before you knew it, you were apparently best friends with someone trying to sell you rugs, lamps, handbags, spices and possibly a small kingdom.

The range of things available in the Bazaar is honestly endless. Jewellery, clothing, rugs, homeware, spices, food, footwear — you can buy practically anything here. I’m fairly certain if we’d looked hard enough, someone would have sold us a camel and thrown in a free keyring.

One important thing to remember when shopping in the Bazaar: never accept the first price. Negotiating is all part of the experience and, oddly enough, quite good fun once you get over the awkwardness of pretending to walk away dramatically while secretly hoping they call you back.

Early morning in Bazaar

Not far from the Grand Bazaar we discovered a most amazing doughnut shop which sold very delicious doughnuts with a range of different flavours. The shop is on Tahmis Sk. not too far away from the Galata Bridge.

Doughnut shop

Blue Mosque

Blue Mosque

The stunning Blue Mosque, also known as the Sultan Ahmed Mosque, was built in the early 17th century and is still a fully functioning mosque today. Unlike many famous attractions around the world that charge you the equivalent of a small mortgage payment to enter, access to the mosque is completely free.

From the outside the building is absolutely breathtaking, with its huge domes and towering minarets dominating the skyline. Inside, it somehow becomes even more impressive. The intricate details, chandeliers and famous blue tiles make it one of those places where you genuinely stop talking for a few minutes — partly out of respect and partly because you’re busy staring upwards trying not to walk into anybody.

There are a few rules before entering, which are important to respect. Women need to cover their hair and make sure shoulders and legs are covered, while everyone must remove their shoes before going inside. This led to the slightly awkward but universal tourist experience of trying to quickly untie footwear while balancing on one leg amongst hundreds of other confused visitors doing exactly the same thing.

Inside Blue Mosque

Hagia Sophia

The incredible Hagia Sophia is one of Istanbul’s most famous landmarks and has had quite the identity crisis over the centuries. Originally built around 360 AD as an Orthodox Christian church, it later became a mosque, was then transformed into a museum, and has since reverted back into a mosque again. This building has reinvented itself more times than Madonna.

It is undoubtedly one of the most popular tourist attractions in Istanbul, and judging by the crowds outside, it seemed the entire world had decided to visit on the same day as us. The building itself is absolutely breathtaking, with its enormous dome and dramatic architecture dominating the skyline. Even if you know absolutely nothing about history, you still find yourself standing there staring up at it thinking, “Well… that’s a bit impressive.”

You can buy tickets to go inside, but when we arrived the queue was absolutely gigantic. And not just a “slight wait” kind of queue — this was the sort of line where people ahead of you probably had time to form friendships, start families and discuss pension plans before reaching the entrance.

As our time in Istanbul was limited, we decided not to go inside on this occasion. Partly because we wanted to see more of the city and partly because neither of us fancied ageing visibly while waiting in line.

Still, even seeing Hagia Sophia from the outside was well worth the visit. Plus, by avoiding the queue we gained extra time for our other important Istanbul activities: getting slightly lost, admiring cats and searching for food every 20 minutes.

Hagia Sophia

Galata Tower

The famous Galata Tower is now a museum and gives its name to the trendy Galata area of Istanbul. Originally built in the 13th century, it was once the tallest building in the city — which must have been quite impressive at a time when most people’s skyline consisted mainly of roofs and the occasional ambitious pigeon.

Unfortunately, when we visited, the tower was covered in renovation work, making it slightly difficult to appreciate its full beauty. In fact, most of our photos looked less like “historic Istanbul landmark” and more like “large medieval building site.”

Still, even partially hidden behind scaffolding, the tower remained impressive and the surrounding Galata area was well worth exploring. The streets around it were full of cafés, shops and steep hills guaranteed to make you question your fitness levels within approximately three minutes.

Galata Tower

Galata Bridge

The busy Galata Bridge connects the old and new parts of the European side of Istanbul and is far more than just a bridge — it’s practically a full-time social event.

What surprised us most was the sheer number of fishermen lined along both sides of the bridge. There were so many fishing rods sticking out over the water that at times it looked less like a bridge and more like some sort of giant porcupine balancing over the Bosphorus.

Considering the constant stream of boats passing underneath, it was honestly a miracle that the fishing lines didn’t end up tangled around passing ferries, tour boats or unsuspecting tourists. We spent a good amount of time watching in amazement, fully expecting at least one fisherman to accidentally reel in public transport.

The bridge itself is a great place to soak up the atmosphere of Istanbul, with fantastic views across the water and plenty going on around you. Just be careful where you walk — dodging fishing rods quickly becomes an unexpected part of the sightseeing experience.

Galata Bridge

Sightseeing by boat

Meeting point near Blue Mosque

We booked a boat trip through Viator at a cost of £22 for two people, which we thought was pretty decent value considering it involved a cruise around one of the world’s most famous waterways and not just a paddle boat on a local duck pond.

We were instructed to meet at 12.20pm near the Blue Mosque. Thankfully, the company had the foresight to send a photo of the exact meeting point because Google Maps decided to play its usual holiday game of “close enough.” The address it provided took us around 20 metres away, which doesn’t sound much until you’re standing in a packed tourist area wondering if you’ve accidentally joined the wrong excursion.

After waiting around for about 15 minutes, our guide finally appeared and began leading the group through the busy streets towards the harbour where the boat was moored. This part of the experience felt less like a relaxing sightseeing tour and more like participating in a very stressed-out school trip. With crowds everywhere and people constantly stopping suddenly for photos, it basically turned into organised chaos. At one point it genuinely felt like we were being herded through Istanbul like slightly confused cattle.

Eventually we reached the boat, only to discover the seating area was absolutely packed. The seats were so close together that sitting down comfortably required the flexibility of a yoga instructor and the personal space expectations of a sardine. We ended up with seats in the middle of the boat but quickly realised there wasn’t enough room to enjoy the journey properly.

In the end, we stood for the entire trip — which actually turned out to be the better option anyway, as it gave us far better views of the sights along the Bosphorus. Plus, standing meant we avoided accidentally becoming permanently wedged between two strangers for the duration of the cruise.

Bosphorus Bridge

The impressive Bosphorus Bridge was opened in 1973 after three years of construction and stretches across the Bosphorus Strait, linking Europe and Asia together — which is quite a useful shortcut really, considering swimming across probably isn’t ideal.

At the time it was built, it was the longest suspension bridge in Europe, proudly holding the title until the Humber Bridge came along and stole its crown. A bit like being the tallest child in school until somebody has a growth spurt over summer holidays.

Even today the bridge is an impressive sight, especially when lit up at night

Bosphorus Bridge

Maiden’s Tower

The picturesque Maiden’s Tower, also known as Leander’s Tower, sits on a tiny island around 200 metres from the southern entrance of the Bosphorus Strait. Standing alone in the water, it honestly looks like something straight out of a fairy tale — or possibly the world’s most inconvenient location for popping out to buy milk.

These days you can actually catch a boat over to the tower and enjoy a meal there, which sounds incredibly romantic and far more sophisticated than most of our usual holiday dining decisions.

Unfortunately, due to our limited time in Istanbul, we didn’t get chance to visit properly, which was a shame because eating dinner on a tiny tower in the middle of the Bosphorus definitely sounds like the sort of thing you tell people about repeatedly afterwards whether they asked or not.

Maiden’s Tower

Ortakoy Mosque

The beautiful Ortaköy Mosque is known as the smallest mosque in Istanbul and was built between 1854 and 1856. What it lacks in size, however, it more than makes up for in charm and location.

Sitting right on Ortaköy Pier Square beside the Bosphorus, the mosque almost looks too picturesque to be real — like someone carefully placed it there purely for Instagram purposes long before Instagram even existed.

The surrounding square is a very popular tourist area packed with cafés, food stalls and people taking approximately 700 photos from slightly different angles. Between the mosque, the waterfront views and the nearby Bosphorus Bridge, it’s one of those places where you can easily lose track of time… mainly because you keep stopping every few minutes to take “just one more picture.”

Ortakoy Mosque

Dolmabahce Palace

The magnificent Dolmabahçe Palace was built between 1843 and 1856 and served as home to six different Sultans between 1856 and 1924, before ownership eventually transferred to the Turkish Republic.

And honestly, if you were a Sultan, this is exactly the sort of place you’d want to live. The palace is outrageously grand, packed with chandeliers, marble, gold detailing and enough luxury to make modern celebrity mansions look a bit underwhelming. It’s basically the 19th-century equivalent of saying, “Money is no object.”

Even from the outside, the building is absolutely stunning and easily one of the most spectacular sights in Istanbul. Looking at it, you quickly realise the Sultans were not fans of minimalism. There’s nothing subtle about this palace whatsoever — it’s all very much “go big or go home,” except in this case, home was the gigantic palace.

Dolmabahce Palace

Summary of boat trip

Overall, the boat trip was definitely worth the money we paid and gave us the chance to see some absolutely fantastic sights across Istanbul from the water. We managed to get some great photos too, helped enormously by the bright, dry weather — a rare travel blessing that instantly makes everything look more expensive and glamorous than it probably was.

That said, if we return to Istanbul and decide to do another cruise, we would probably pay a little extra to depart from one of the main ports. The pier used for this trip was a bit tucked away and felt slightly like we’d been led to a secret underground boating society. In fact, the harbour was so small and quiet that our boat appeared to be the only one there, which briefly made us wonder whether we’d accidentally booked ourselves onto some sort of pirate excursion.

Still, once we were actually out on the water, all of the earlier chaos was quickly forgotten. The views along the Bosphorus were stunning, the atmosphere was lovely and standing for most of the trip probably helped burn off at least half a kebab.

View of coast from the boat

Evening cruise, meal and show

We booked this evening dinner cruise through Viator and paid extra for the unlimited alcohol package, bringing the total to £75 for two people. Considering this included transport, dinner, entertainment, drinks and a cruise along the Bosphorus, we thought it sounded like a bargain — or at the very least, cheaper than a night out at home.

Even cruise boat

Our transport arrived at the hotel around 7pm, although due to Istanbul’s wonderfully chaotic narrow streets and one-way system, the coach couldn’t actually reach the hotel entrance. Instead, we had to wander a couple of streets away to find it, dragging ourselves and our evening glamour through traffic and potholes like contestants on a budget version of The Apprentice.

There were several other hotel pick-ups before we reached the harbour, and the roads were absolutely packed at that time of night. Istanbul traffic appears to operate on a system best described as “good luck everyone.” Thankfully, despite the chaos, we still arrived with plenty of time to board the boat.

Even cruise dinning area

Once onboard, we were quickly shown to our table which turned out to be in a prime position directly opposite the dance floor — excellent for the show, slightly dangerous once the unlimited drinks started flowing. It also became clear fairly quickly that the organisers had cleverly grouped the alcohol drinkers together while those sticking to soft drinks appeared to be seated elsewhere. Essentially, one side of the boat was “peaceful sightseeing cruise” while the other slowly evolved into “office Christmas party energy.”

The atmosphere onboard was brilliant. Almost every seat was taken, creating a lively buzz throughout the evening, and you were free to wander around the boat whenever you liked. We regularly headed out onto the deck to admire the illuminated skyline of Istanbul and take photos while pretending we were starring in a glamorous travel documentary rather than just trying not to spill wine in the wind.

Food and drink

Dinner began with a tasty selection of meze and fresh salad, followed by a choice of chicken or fish served with vegetables and rice. Dessert was baklava, because apparently Turkish people believe pudding should contain approximately 97% syrup — and honestly, we fully supported this decision.

The food was actually far better than we expected considering the number of people onboard, and the service throughout the evening was impressively efficient. Nobody was left waiting too long, which is particularly important when unlimited drinks are involved.

Speaking of drinks, the package included local beers, wines, spirits and the famous Turkish speciality, Raki — a drink which somehow tastes both strong and dangerous at the same time. Surprisingly, the wine was actually very pleasant, which genuinely shocked us slightly considering what we had paid for the entire experience.

We also had an amazing waiter — we think his name was Bozat (apologies if not!). He constantly checked that we were enjoying ourselves and ensured our glasses were never empty for more than about 14 seconds. The man worked harder than most people at the gym.

Starter
Main course
Desert
Having a glass of wine or two

The show

Female dancers

The entertainment started with a group of female dancers emerging onto the dance floor in beautiful costumes, and they continued to appear throughout the evening in a variety of different outfits and performances. Their dancing was fantastic to watch and they interacted brilliantly with the audience, creating a really fun atmosphere onboard.

Having a table directly opposite the dance floor meant we had an excellent view of the performances all evening. It also meant there was absolutely nowhere to hide whenever audience participation looked likely, which added a slight edge of fear to the entertainment.

Turkish female dancers

Male dancers

Turkish male dancers

The male dancers somehow managed to be even more energetic than the female performers, which honestly seemed physically impossible given the amount of spinning, jumping and dramatic arm movements already taking place. At one point we were exhausted just watching them while sitting down with a drink.

Part of their performance included a knife-throwing act involving several extremely nervous-looking audience volunteers. Nothing says “relaxing holiday evening cruise” quite like watching strangers stand very still while sharp objects fly past them. Thankfully, despite a few tense moments and several faces clearly reconsidering their life choices, everyone survived the experience without injury.

The male dancers also changed costumes throughout the evening, appearing in a variety of outfits that somehow became increasingly dramatic as the night went on. On several occasions both the male and female dancers performed together, creating a lively atmosphere that felt part traditional performance, part nightclub and part organised chaos — especially once the unlimited drinks had started to fully kick in around the room.

Turkish dancer
Knife show

Belly dancer

One of the highlights of the evening was undoubtedly the belly dancer, who completely owned the room from the moment she appeared. She moved gracefully from table to table, dancing in front of mainly the male guests and encouraging them to tuck money into her costume — an activity some of the men seemed far too enthusiastic to participate in.

The expressions around the room were priceless, ranging from awkward embarrassment to absolute delight, depending largely on who was sat next to their spouse at the time.

She also performed a short solo routine on the dance floor, and honestly, her ability to move her hips and stomach in ways that didn’t seem physically possible was genuinely impressive. Watching her dance made most of us realise we struggle enough just getting off the sofa without making strange noises.

Gangnam Style Lookalike?

One of the funniest moments of the evening came when a man in his late 40s or early 50s suddenly took to the dance floor with the energy of a teenager and absolutely no fear of embarrassment.

What started as a bit of dancing quickly turned into a full performance as he made his way from table to table entertaining the guests. The highlight was when Gangnam Style started playing and he launched into the routine with complete commitment while the whole boat cheered and laughed along.

By this point everyone was in great spirits — even the people on the non-alcohol package seemed ready to join in. It was one of those random holiday moments that ended up being one of the most memorable parts of the night.

Sightseeing on cruise

Although Istanbul looked wonderful all lit up at night especially with the lights reflecting on the water it was quite difficult to get any decent photographs using only our iPhones. I am sure with a better camera than ours you would be able to take some amazing photos.

Dolmabahce Palace at night
Bosphorus Bridge at night
View from evening cruise

Summary of evening cruise

Overall, the whole experience was brilliant and excellent value for money. It ticked all the right boxes — good food, unlimited drinks, lively entertainment, stunning views and the chance to cruise along the Bosphorus feeling slightly more glamorous than we actually are.

There was never a dull moment, whether it was admiring the illuminated Istanbul skyline, watching the dancers, avoiding eye contact during audience participation, or cheering on the unexpected Gangnam Style performance of the night.

It was one of those evenings where everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves, the atmosphere was fantastic and the drinks definitely helped improve people’s dance confidence levels.

We would absolutely recommend this evening cruise to anyone visiting Istanbul — just prepare yourself for a night of food, fun and possibly witnessing strangers make questionable dance decisions.

Bars and Restaurants in Istanbul

Restaurants

When it comes to eating out in Istanbul, you are absolutely spoiled for choice. There are so many restaurants, cafés and kebab houses scattered across the city that choosing where to eat can quickly become a full-time job in itself.

Some of the more popular restaurants overlook the Bosphorus, offering incredible views while you dine — because apparently your kebab tastes even better when accompanied by a sunset and a million-pound view.

As you might expect, there are endless Turkish kebab restaurants to choose from, ranging from cheap and cheerful little cafés to places so fancy you suddenly feel underdressed ordering chips. The smell of grilled meat seems to follow you everywhere in Istanbul, which is both wonderful and extremely dangerous for your waistband.

One of our favourite meals was in a small family-run restaurant in the Fatih district called Erciyes Kiraathanesi, just off Kadirga Limani Cd. It was nothing overly fancy, but the food was delicious, the prices were very reasonable and it had that lovely authentic feel that makes you think, “Why did we almost pay triple somewhere with a rooftop and mood lighting?”

Bars

Most of the bars in Istanbul seem to be concentrated in the lively Beyoğlu area of the city. If you’re looking for nightlife, this is definitely the place to head, as the area is packed with bars, cafés, restaurants, coffee shops and enough people to make you wonder if anyone in Istanbul actually sleeps.

The streets are busy from morning right through until late evening, creating a fun atmosphere with music, food smells and constant activity everywhere you look. It’s the sort of place where you go out for “just one drink” and somehow end up still wandering around three hours later looking for snacks.

One thing we quickly discovered was that while alcohol is served in most restaurants and hotels across Istanbul, finding an actual dedicated bar outside of Beyoğlu was surprisingly difficult. At times it felt like we were on some sort of adult treasure hunt searching for somewhere just to sit and have a drink that didn’t also serve kebabs, coffee or breakfast.

Streets of Beyoglu

Drink prices in Istanbul bars are generally fairly similar to UK prices, although you do need to be careful when ordering imported drinks unless you enjoy mild financial shock alongside your beverage.

We discovered this the hard way in the Celtic Irish Bar when we were charged £9.50 for a small bottle of cider. At that price, we half expected it to be served in a crystal glass by someone playing the violin. Meanwhile, a pint of local lager cost only £4.70, which suddenly seemed like one of the best bargains in the city.

The lesson here is simple: when in Istanbul, drink local — your bank account will thank you for it.

Outside the Celtic Irish Bar
Drinking a £9.50 bottle of cider in the Celtic Irish Bar

We also visited the Fred bar where cocktails were around £4 each and certain lagers were only £3 a pint.

Outside Fred Bar
Beer and a Cocktail in Fred Bar

We also visited the Tower Pub which is just around the corner from the Galata Tower. It is a typical English Pub which stocked a number of craft beers and was showing Premier League football.

The Tower Pub

Summary of Istanbul

Although we managed to squeeze an incredible amount into our trip, our short stay meant there were still plenty of things we didn’t get chance to do. Istanbul is one of those cities where every corner seems to reveal something interesting — whether it’s a historic building, a hidden café, a rooftop restaurant or simply another place selling kebabs bigger than your head.

The city is vibrant, chaotic, beautiful and full of character, and we fully intend to return for a long weekend in the future… preferably with slightly more time and slightly fewer accommodation-related dramas.

The only real downside to the trip was our experience with Booking.com, who happily took payment for an apartment that appeared to exist only in another dimension. Despite the property seemingly being impossible to find because it simply didn’t exist, we are still battling to get our money refunded.

A few days after returning home, we watched an episode of ITV’s Tonight Show featuring another family who had booked a villa through Booking.com that also turned out not to exist.

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